Mater Nut

When you're a tween stuck with your family in Disneyland in Cars Land and you seriously need to nut, so you stick your meaty-ass, prepubescent dick inside Mater's rusty old exhaust pipe, and he makes nut so fast that your mum almost doesn't catch you with your dick out in Disneyland.

John had a Mater Nut in last summer in Disneyland. He said it was the perfect nut.

by Thicc Hiccup February 5, 2019

alma mater

1. A person's college or high school of attendance.
2. Also refers to a school's anthem or song.

My alma matter is Penn State University.
I can sing my school's alma mater.

by Tyrannus Maximus July 11, 2006

Mater Bater

You Gonna Get Funky Alright...

This is the mater bater y'all very rare very hard to find especially in this condition the tire the treads are all there.

by P. E. N. I. S. November 7, 2021

Tow Mater

A tow truck from the Cars movies by Disney who somehow manages to be a Chad and a Virgin all at once?

Seriously, though.

Person 1: “I’ve been ejaculating to Tow Mater scenes daily, bro”

Person 2: “what the fuck?”

by Twyst66 July 4, 2021

tui mater

Latin for "Your mom". Can be used to display one's superiority; even moreso than conventional "Your mom" usage it can, because it's in a different language and makes you sound smarter.

1: So, what're you doin' tonight?
2: Tui mater! O!
3: *face melts from display of awesomenity*

by Der Capitan November 2, 2003

alma mater

An institution that has ceased to give a flying fuck about you post-graduation but keeps in touch in case you do something they can publicize or make money they can ask for.

My alma mater sent a donation envelope to my shack in the hood.

by FoxBat March 27, 2008

tua mater

Latin for your mom.

The other poster is a noob. Correct Latin for Your mom is so fat, she sits around the house would actually be

tua mater est tam obesa ut ea sedeat in domo.

circum not only takes an accusative noun, but cannot be used to mean around in this context.

by dbur September 10, 2006