mate suck

Sucking or French kissing a mates cock. Often done after drinking 2 ciders followed by 15 pints and half a bottle of red wine.

Hey Lads come over here and give me a quick mate suck !

by Wolfpacknz March 14, 2019

Like mate stop procrastinating

The most perfect line ever said by Chan from stray kids

Stay 1: have you finished the assignment yet?
Stay 2: nahhh, I’ll do that tomorrow..
Stay 1: omg.. like mate stop procrastinating!

by Chikkinnugges December 12, 2020

check mate situation

A situation in which failure is the only option available.
There are no other moves left. You just have exhausted every other possible option and the chances of a plan actually working after a check mate situation are zero to none.

Steve: I have to read 60 pages/write a 20 page thesis that's due in an hour and I haven't started. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

Friend: I don't know what to tell you- sounds like a check mate situation to me.

by tamUHra November 1, 2011

oi mate spread em

Used to say spread you legs to ladies on club penguin

You: oi mate spread em bitch
Girl: ok mate

by Oi mate spread em May 2, 2018

Ur mate straight

Can reverse an “ur” phrases

Bill: “someone called my mom gay”
Fred: “don’t worry ur mate straight”

by Memeiboi May 16, 2018

ur mate straight

A insult so bad it can cause anything to instantly do the worse thing it can do, like explode real bad or something.

1: ur mum gay
2: ur dad lesbian
1: ur granny tranny
2: ur grandpap a trap
1: ur sisters a mister
2: ur brother a mother
1: ur mate straight
*The large hadron collider creates a black hole and swallows everything*

by s t a r May 13, 2018

hurr durr six hundos by me ole mate seni

dank

i love my new hurr durr six hundos by me ole mate seni

by Redcodi January 5, 2022