masturpray

The act of praying and the feeling that comes along with it; overwhelming feeling of accomplishment and enjoyment. Similar to an orgasm.

I just masturprayed all over my sermon!

by xfatkidcorex July 9, 2012

masturtraitor

A person who gets a head start when you have made plans for mutual-masturbation/webcam sex.

Girl: I am looking forward to our masturbation date
Chase: I already did one last night
Girl: You are such a masturtraitor!

by aznslutxx December 1, 2014

masturgate

term used to describe the scandal surrounding the former congressman mark foley's inappropriate contact with
congressional pages

the republicans efforts to retain control of
the house and senate was hampered by this latest scandal
now being referred to as 'masturgate'

by mr. natural October 5, 2006

Masturcrastinating

When your life reaches an all-time low and you stimulate your genitals to avoid facing your obligations.

Bro I really don't wanna study chemistry, that's why I started masturcrastinating.

by grimeguy123 January 16, 2017

masturgrapher

someone who takes way to many pictures of his/herself, either at an arms length or in a mirror.

BOB: "Jess posts a new profile picture of herself every five minutes"
ELLEN: "Yeah, she is the greatest MASTURGRAPHER the world has ever known."

by GoolGaul March 30, 2011

Masturbraining

Playing with your brain. Taking large amounts of fun information and just sticking it in there.

Online friend: What are you doing?

Me: Masturbraining hard. The banana as we know it today was first grown in 1836; earlier bananas were tougher and starchier (essentially plaintains)

Online friend: ...

by MsLolibear November 13, 2011

masturbrake

when a group of guys/girls stops whatever they are doing and all masturbate, then get back to what they where doing.

guy 1:boys, you wanna take a masturbrake?
guy 2:yeah, this card game is really gettin' to me.

guy 3:i could use a good rest!

by E_J_The_Wizard March 16, 2017