masterbating

The act of masturbating like a professional, in a skilled way. Being a Master of Masturbation.

"Dude, I saw a porn film in which a bitch was masturbating so well, that I think she had the degree of Master of Masturbation! She was masterbating herself!"

by Gaboantsa December 2, 2016

masterbating

Guy Fucking Themselfs

I love Masterbating at night when there is no girl by me

by Fuck.me.daddy December 16, 2016

Masterbatingly

Adverb : a state of loneliness so consistent that masterbation is as common or more common then the act of taking a breath.

I am happily masterbatingly single.

by Cheyboy818 December 17, 2015

Mastercating

Simultaneously chewing, eating food and giving yourself "self love" masturbating.

I walked in to see my boyfriend mastercating while drinking a slurpee and eating nachos. He is a multi tasker!!

by Amawee21 May 16, 2016

Mastergating

Binge watching Stargate SG-1 (or other Stargate series/movie).

“Tyler, quit mastergating and help us clean for the party.” - Chris

Past tense: “Tyler mastergated in his room all afternoon.”

by TheBenAflack November 23, 2020

masterwaiting

the act of waiting for your family or roommate to leave the house so that you can masturbate.

axel was masterwaiting all day cuz his roommate wouldn't leave. he didnt get to jerk it once.

by axel123 April 21, 2010

masterbating

when you wank huh huh huh

when you softly caress your boner when thinking of or in front of a girl/boy (you fucking gays)until you proceed to "shoot the load"

by sir wankalot May 8, 2003