masturcry

The act of emitting tears whilst masturbating

he went to his room for a masturcry when his girlfriend broke up with him

by the-mong February 3, 2014

Masterbreading

Pleasuring your reproductive organs with bread

"What's she doing" said Joe "Probably Masterbreading upstairs"

by Masterbreader May 9, 2018

masterbreak

taking a break from something you SHOULD be doing to masterbate just because you have the time

Im tired of folding clothes. think I'll take a masterbreak.

by junewho August 4, 2008

masterchief

a dude on the halo series

OMG its masterchief!!! were safe now!!!

by roflcopterasaurus October 14, 2009

Masterchief

The most badass character in the Halo series.

"We've all run the simulations, they're tough, but they ain't invincible. Stay with the Masterchief, he'll know what to do.

by Arori4 August 24, 2010

Visa Visa MasterCard

The term used for the wealthiest sorority or fraternity on campus.

She thinks she is the best because she is in Visa Visa MasterCard.

Visa Visa MasterCard...Home of the rich dicks.

by brucekey June 5, 2007

masterchomp

to take a large bite

I told her she could take a bite of my sandwich but instead she masterchomped it.

by yimminy January 23, 2008