A state in the Northeast with perhaps the most history in the country (i.e. the American Revolution, the Salem Witch Trials, the Pilgrims) that may have a bad wrap with the rest of the country; we are often referred to as Mass-Holes for our bad driving. It must just be something in the Water.
You know from you're from this state if you pronounce any 'er' word with an 'ah' (i.e. Chowdah, Lobstah); if you can pronounce the toun names Billerica, Worcester, Woburn and Haverhill correctly; you love the Red Sox; You Hate the Yankees with a burning passion; you say things like 'wickhed awesome' a lot; and you think Boston is the best City of the world and should still be the 'Hub' of the World.
You know from you're from this state if you pronounce any 'er' word with an 'ah' (i.e. Chowdah, Lobstah); if you can pronounce the toun names Billerica, Worcester, Woburn and Haverhill correctly; you love the Red Sox; You Hate the Yankees with a burning passion; you say things like 'wickhed awesome' a lot; and you think Boston is the best City of the world and should still be the 'Hub' of the World.
by Proud to be a Mass-Hole June 9, 2009
Get the Massachusettsmug. by The-rushing-Russian June 17, 2020
Get the Massachusettsmug. Located smack dab in the middle of New England, Massachusetts is quite a state. Home to many a sports team, including the Boston 'it'll be a long time before than happens again' Red Sox, The New England 'really just massachusetts/ stolen from connecticut' Patriots, the Boston 'who cares' Celtics, and the Boston Bruins, it is also home to many respected institutions of higher learning, including Harvard, MIT, Wellesley, and 80 gazillion UMasses, as well as being the home state of everyone's favorite cursed and dysfuntional family, the Kennedys, who pretty much own the state.
Massachusetts residents, also known as Massholes, are seemingly inept at driving and wreak havoc on the New England roadways. They are proud of the fact that they have a higher tax bracket than Sweden, affectionately referring to their state as taxachusetts.
Home to Boston, Cape Cod, Nantucket, and Martha's Vineyard, and soon Rhode Island, Massachusetts has a wonderful coast that is invaded by Connecticut and New York residents every weekend in the summer.
Not everyone from Massachusetts has the infamous, often mocked accent. it is usually found only in Boston, Thank God, because it's wicked obnoxious, as are all massholes.
Massachusetts residents, also known as Massholes, are seemingly inept at driving and wreak havoc on the New England roadways. They are proud of the fact that they have a higher tax bracket than Sweden, affectionately referring to their state as taxachusetts.
Home to Boston, Cape Cod, Nantucket, and Martha's Vineyard, and soon Rhode Island, Massachusetts has a wonderful coast that is invaded by Connecticut and New York residents every weekend in the summer.
Not everyone from Massachusetts has the infamous, often mocked accent. it is usually found only in Boston, Thank God, because it's wicked obnoxious, as are all massholes.
boston resident: "why dawn't you..ah...drink from tha bubblah befoah we go see the sawx? it's wicked hawt out heah."
by elischmeli May 3, 2005
Get the Massachusettsmug. Here in mass we got pages like wtwmass and savages mass running the state everyone know everyone every boy gots to other towns gets Hoes smash then they know someone from there and they expand we have retared anciets which needs to stop whitey Bulger’s a celebrity Our sports team are insane just walk into a bar and you’ll see the pride we’re know for doing stupid shit for getting in wtwmass and there no place better walk around and know everyone there’s partys everywhere
by Wtwmass November 13, 2018
Get the Massachusettsmug. Codeword for "massive huge tits". Usually used to unsuspiciously inform your bros about a woman with massive mammaries, without drawing the attention of the rack-holder.
by DDosDA September 4, 2018
Get the Massachusettsmug. by Football player 57:6:7: January 23, 2018
Get the Massachusettsmug. A microscopic state on the map , where the homegrown locals have zero social skills , horrible grammar ( that they pride themselves on ) , and the females all favor their fathers looks and bad habits , ( i.e.) gambling , spitting ,swearing , and hygiene . The females also have a horrible jealous streak , and will not befriend you if you are the slightest bit attractive . They will make it a personal mission to slander you , and create rumors on your behalf . Laziness is wide spread in Mass. , and that is why they are all such sports fanatics , it requires no energy to sit in front of the television.If you have never traveled to Massachusetts , I would suggest doing so . It will make you appreciate where you live , knowing that you do not call this place home. The best part of this third world like community , is that these people "love it here" , and will never move away from there inbred families , that still use the "N" word in local baaas. Ignorance is bliss , in Massachusetts..
Massachusetts is a lifeless place to live. Everyone drags their feet ,and slouches when they walk , and Massachusetts women don't douche either . Just watch the movie "The Fighter" , its a first hand look at what this place is really like.
by N.E. hater December 30, 2013
Get the Massachusettsmug.