the massey

the massey is a solitary critter. he can be found in damp and moldy basements, under lumber piles, and occaisionally in the restrooms of some mexican restaurants. he has been known to consume veggie pizzas, dog food, and, in rare sightings, kittens. the massey is believed to be a distant cousin of both the sloth and the mexican jumping bean. if you see the massey, do not approach it, for the massey is best viewed from afar. the massey also randomly explodes into fits of rage therefore it is imperative for massey-watchers to keep their distance. the massey is often confused with surly elderly, bed-ridden males of the homo sapien species.

Did you see the massey feasting on those kittens?

Yeah, he sneaks up on them easily because he camoflagues himself as a pile of sweatpants and velcro shoes.

by Robbie May 5, 2004

Masnyj

A slang term for a prince or princess usually of Ukrainian descent. A female Masnyj must get her way or she'll send very long text messages filled with SAT words to get her point across. In person she won't act as aggressive though. However, even though it may seem that her bark is louder than her bite, she really loves to bite..

Guy 1: Who is that??
Guy 2: That's a Masnyj...why?
Guy 1: Because she's been sighing all day.
Guy 2: Yep, Masnyjs tend to be dramatic.

by udontnome13 January 27, 2021

JB Mauney

Professional Bull Rider, 2x PBR World Champion, doesn't give two fucks on what you have to say

"That JB Mauney is one- rank son of a bitch."

by BillyTheBull January 29, 2021

Dean Marney

An absolute machine of a man. Top shagger, is basically god

“That guy is a legend, but he ain’t as legendary as Dean Marney”

by NotANonce69sub2realmzace October 10, 2018

massey

1.Heavy layer of the dong.

Stephen layed a massey on that fine ass yellow bone.

by James Rich August 31, 2006

massey

a current ( depending on how good your timing is) last name to label a body who's been through a life composed of nothing but second-chances.

is there a such thing as a last chance?
let's find out---
tbc, or.. maybe not.

the massey in Your life.

by the anonymous identity of October 20, 2008

Massey

A subrub in New Zealand, West Auckland, Massey famous for the high school Massey high.Frequently used word around Auckland as a gang.

"Mass-C And Wot"
"Massey"

by Massey high July 18, 2008