Maskerbater

A person who refuses to wear a mask during a pandemic and can therefore go fuck themselves.

A group of maskerbaters came into the office today and I refused to sell them clamming licenses.

by Senor Bunluv August 19, 2020

masteraxe

time out nazi on kongregate.com

really nice guy generally but dont make him mad

fun rper

masteraxe: the prison is bullet water and everything proof plus you can dig under it and the bars have a timer not a key so there is no way to get out.

by nonsensicalkirby October 17, 2008

maskerize

To feel as though you're looking through the eyes of someone else, usually a celebrity. You believe or feel for a brief instant that you have the exact expression on your face they make and even mentally superimpose their face onto yours.

Not always a pleasant experience.

I can't believe I just maskerized Paris Hilton. Yuck.

Or

I've been maskerizing Pacino in that one scene in Scarface off and on all day. Ya think I'm still pissed about that exam?

by Zod's Captain April 26, 2010

massexage

1. The form of massage and sex in combination.

2. To massage a person/person's intimately.

3. To intimately massage a person/person's.

4. To give a massage whilst incorporating sexual pleasuring at the same time.

1. To give a massage to someone whilst combining sexual activity or intimate foreplay during the time.

2. The art of intimacy with massaging, hence intimate massage.

3. massaging and combining sexual touch, play

4. To give and receive a massexage.

5. To receive and reciprocate a massexage.

by EllyB.71 March 6, 2014

Maskerbate

Pleasuring oneself while enjoying a relaxing face mask experience. The best way to pass the time while waiting for your face mask to dry.

I was bored while doing a face mask last nigh so I decided to maskerbate.

by Huliaaaaaa October 11, 2018

Masterbagel

The act of placing one's penis into the hole of a bagel and using it to masturbate.

I caught my roommate masterbageling yesterday in his bed. I couldn't tell if the cream cheese on the bagel was store-bought or all natural.

by Master1776 December 11, 2019

maskaraging

Turning up to your local pub or club and realising that you’ve forgotten your mandatory stupid fucking Covid face mask!

Bouncer: You need a face mask to come in the pub tonight mate.
Churto: Fuck me, I forgot to bring one from home. Have you got a spare mate?
Bouncer: Sorry champ, this ain’t no fucking charity.
Churto: Are you fucking keeding me! I’m fucking Maskaraging right now!

by Sly dog Grin February 18, 2022