mashed potitties

When you take two exceptionally sized breasts and mash them into one super breast

When I get home I'm gonna make some mashed potitties.

I can't wait for Thanksgiving to make some Mashed potitties

by FacksOnly November 19, 2014

Maished

A term used to describe profuse intoxication where the individual has lost all ability to control their bodily functions.

wow, that guy is so maished

lets get maished this weekend

this guy is always maished

by big T's December 2, 2011

Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes

When you're so surprised you ascend every other holy moly variation there is

Person 1: Dude I just got the rarest item in the game
Person 2: Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes
Person 1: ew

by some urban dictionary user November 14, 2020

masher

A man who attempts to force his unwelcome attentions on a woman.

A woman is approached and touched by a man in an inappropriate way. She could respond by hitting him with her purse and yelling "Masher!"

by MC April 15, 2004

mashed

Seriously drunk, or high on drugs to an extreme point

"I'm mashed off me face."

by Mad Walrus August 4, 2002

Masher

A man who makes unwelcome sexual advances to women.

From the late 19th century: probably a derivative of slang mash ‘attract sexually’, ‘infatuation’, perhaps from Romany masherava ‘allure’.

The old man in the pub was a real masher.

by karientoch March 16, 2019

mashed spaghetti

Used as a reaction to someone doing something equally embarrassing, Intriguing, and legendary at the same time

John: *puking in a bent over position while getting ass eaten*
Michael: now that's mashed spaghetti!

by Bigdiksadnigga December 27, 2017