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ocean marketing (also spelled "ocean marketting")

A marketing faux pas/way of business where you don't take care of your customers as well as treat them like shit, and sooner or later a berated customer gets vocal, shit hits the fan, the PR goes viral, and in a matter of hours your business and name is kicked to the curb by your industry.
Paul Christoforo, who ran ocean marketing (also spelled "ocean marketting"), berated a customer in an email convo, after O.M. wouldn't tell him when his video game controller purchase would arrive. The customer then sent the email convo to Mike Krahulik, a big name in the gaming industry (PAX convention organizer and penny-arcade.com co-creator) who posted it, effectively ruining O.M.'s chance of working in the industry again.
by dogfish83 December 30, 2011
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marzetti

Ia baller ass mother fucker that everyone likes and wants too have sex with
He is such a Marzetti
by Bobby hoff July 29, 2016
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Marietta

Likely one of the brightest, most insightful individuals you will ever have the privilege of meeting. Intelligent, capable, driven and hard-working, she's an asset to any project or organization she touches. With a quick wit and a keen sense of business .. well-dressed and well-presented, professional and experienced. Trust, dedication and integrity are key factors and clearly define Marietta. Marietta is someone who can be your best friend or your worst enemie. she can be cool.
really cool: OMG you're so Marietta!
charming cool attractive fun toned awesome love fabuloso delicioso athletic muscular slim aggressive powerful social senator she who must be obeyed! Marietta Mariette Margarita Miss M
by SheGod February 3, 2010
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Marietta College

A small private liberal arts college in Southeast Ohio. The mascot is the Pioneers, or Pios, as we like to say.
Greg: Hey girl where do you go to school?
Olivia: Duh. I go to Marietta College!
by PVPrincess January 3, 2009
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marlette

Someone beautiful, someone you can claim as you're girlfriend and be so proud about. And has so many friends has a perfect life and her parents love her. She's an only child. That girl that's unique and is a diamond in a pile of rocks. A lot envy her, she has long hair and a perfect body. She's naturally beautiful words can't explain.she can be stronger than anyone you've met in your life and is brutally honest towards you. She's really pale and laughs a lot.
"Hey look have you talked to marlette yet? She's so pretty"
"Marlette is so white I can't believe that"
by Ilikesoupp October 18, 2013
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marletta

Marletta
by fricky dicky schmicky April 13, 2020
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Marietta high school

Marietta High School

Is where seniors fuck around with freshman

If a guy graduated from there there is a 200% chance he has three kids with minors

There’s also many many hoes not as many as there is in Osborn but still a good amount
Friend : dude you’re dating jake the one who just graduated from Marietta high school ?
Me: yeah why ?
Friend: man he has three kids
by Okurrrrrr February 26, 2019
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