magic marker

After take a shit you keep wiping and the shit never goes away

Dude, I was stuck in the stall for 20 minutes because I had a magic marker!

by Ay-yo-gray-suit March 4, 2017

phil margera

Father of Bam and Jess Margera, husband to April and brother of Don Vito. Often woken abruptly by Bam and his crew. Duties include Elvis impersonator, punchbag, budding rockstar. Unbelievably unphased by his son's antics Phil is the epitomy of cool.

Jeez Bam what are you doing now?
-everytime Bam and the boys screw something up

by failure33object March 26, 2005

bam margera

he turned his whole house into a skate park.

what more can i say?

by lewis May 7, 2004

markerwipe

(descriptive noun) Used to describe the need for constant wiping after a bowel movement that continues to produce an incessant amount of greasy residue. It's almost like there's a brown or black marker up there, with the cap off and the tip facing outward.

"That was some markerwipe I had in there. I went through half a roll of toilet paper and a whole package of baby wipes."

by Gottabethegravy November 2, 2018

Find the Markers

A game in Roblox where you find a lot of markers.

Guy#1: Let's find all the markers!

Guy#2: I will, because I love Find the Markers

by BuddyMaddie March 31, 2022

April Margera

Skater Bam Margera's Mother. She's put of with Bam's stunts throughout the TV series, Viva La Bam. After skate parks, draw bridges, and scary family reunions, she finally stranded Bam and his crew on an island, in the 7th episode of the 1st season, titled 'April's Revenge'.

Ape is one heck of a mother...

by Kerry February 2, 2005

marker fuck

when an individual passes out drunk with his/her shoes on, they become grafitti art to any other blacked out individual with a marker

A:Lets go marker fuck disrespekdahl.
B:Aight brah.

by pseudoname April 9, 2005