Funniest, sexiest dad on the planet. Cooking legend and has got nips like bullets. Hard as Bruce Lee,founer member of the four amigos and they are probably the biggest city fans in the world.
At city all you can hear is Martyn Dilf Kilroy and the four amigos
by shotgunmassy November 15, 2012
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A blend of cheap wine made famous by the magic benstead and his addiction to the chin growing drink. If you find a supplier of this rare beverage then be sure to buy it as it is incredibly rare since the company went bust in 1898.
That was a fine drop of Remy-de martyn hobo wine.
by Sam Barcock March 18, 2007
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Martyn Evans is an obese (overweight) individual.
Martyn Evans tends to consume over six thousand calories per day.
Martyn Evans does carry bigger breasts than the average female.
Martyn Evans ate all of the food
by KlausMik August 9, 2022
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Bradley Martyn Syndrome is a common condition prevalent among 90% of bodybuilders and gym bros. It manifests in the belief that physical strength alone equates to combat prowess, despite lacking any formal training in martial arts like MMA, Muay Thai or Jiu Jitsu.

The term draws inspiration from Bradley Martyn, an influencer famous for his belief that his 260-pound physique alone qualifies him to defeat any professional fighter weighing 160lbs.

This condition can be harmful to gym bros as It inflates their ego and a false sense of confidence, masking their vulnerability and leaving them not prepared for when push comes to shove.

This phenomenon mirrors the Dunning–Kruger effect, a cognitive bias where individuals with minimal proficiency in a specific domain, such as combat, tend to overestimate their skills.

TL;DR: Bradley Martyn Syndrome: Gym bros are bloated up pussies and lack fighting experience.
260lb Guy: You think you can beat me in a street fight

MMA Guy: Bro I'd snap you in half

260lb Guy: But I'm 260 bro

MMA Guy: (laughs) You got Bradley Martyn Syndrome
by TeaTreeMD May 3, 2024
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Martyn thomas is an Mi5 agent, he is a secret spy. He lives to catch baddies
Phrases have been used like

"That bond bloke has nothing on Martyn Thomas"
"Heyyyy, the names thomas, martyn thomas"
"There's a martyn thomas in my boots" - woody toy story
by JDawgyDawwwwg February 13, 2012
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Uncle Martyn, also known as the man who teaches you about life and women.
Where's the nearest lap dancing club? Ask uncle Martyn he will know.
by Uncle Martyn February 12, 2021
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