martini elbow

Similar to tennis elbow but obtained by a bartender after vigorously shaking martinis all night long

I was unable to pump the monkey after work last nite because I had a severe case of martini elbow.

by Johnny Tats September 27, 2007

MartinJulio

A guy who is constantly bugging you with random inside jokes that needs to get a life. But as much as he does this, You can't help but love him.

He's annoying, but that MartinJulio is still awesome.

by BWH91 July 7, 2010

filthy martini

a martini made with vodka, black olives and pepperocinis

my filthy martini was so dirty that I choked

by Michelle Martini April 9, 2009

Juicy Martini

An extremely sweet-talking, hot and sexy (yet intelligent) Italian-American man with a very large lower region and hips that are faster than Nascar.

He oozes sex-appeal from every cell in his body and any woman who crosses his path can't help but fall madly in love with him.

He is the masturbation material for *many*.

"God I really need my world rocked tonight, I think it's time for a juicy Martini!"

by McCupcakes May 29, 2009

martini

a cocktail made with gin and vermouth and served with an olive

Am I drinking too many martinis? Last week they found an olive in my urine sample.

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

Martini Mom

A woman, usually a mother of a teenager, who frequently drinks to make herself feel better about her fake plastic life. Often seen wearing things a 17 year old would be wearing. Usually a victim of extensive plastic surgery for the purpose of making herself look like her teenage daughter. Often sleeps with several men, excluding her husband, who cries at night drinking his wifes martini.

John: Did you see what becky's mom was wearing?

Jill: Yeah she is such a freaking Martini Mom.

by GigiOmoyo October 17, 2008

Martinization

A system used during times of economic strife or struggle where babies are drowned and/or burned in fields.

"My fellow Americans. As president of the United States of America, it is my sole duty to inform that we presently find ourselves in economic turmoil, thus we are executing Martinization. That is all."

by Mommie Dearest March 2, 2010