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marthaluffagus

A marthaluffagus is one who slaves over the stove and cleans the bathroom floors with its giant trunk. Marthaluffaguses are a very rare species of a snuffaluffagreg or a gregaluffagus. You can find Marthaluffaguses in various locations around tripple5 either sleeping on the couch ooor sleeping in its own bed. You can easily spot a marthaluffagus by its distinct breathing habits. The sound is similar to that of a large locomotive or oversized steamboat.
Marthaluffagus whens dinner??
by Uhop pizza dilivery guy October 15, 2007
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marialia

a fashionista with more drive than nascar.
a cultured person with talents at sewing.
when someone is "living the dream"
that outfit is so hott! it must be a marialia.
by tragic glamour March 31, 2008
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r/martialarts

r/martialarts a subreddit full of wannabe UFC fighters. They think anything that isn't MMA or BJJ is bullshido.
Guy 1: So, I've been taking Aikido and....
Guy 2: Pffftttt, Aikido is so bullshido I read that on r/martialarts
by Yoyohippiemaster August 21, 2016
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marshalbate

The act of masturbating intensely all the time but then stating you've never masturbated before.
"Do you masturbate?"
"Nope, never have, never will."
"You probably marshalbate."
by Anonymous 704 March 1, 2016
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marthal

1. A titless coke whore.
2. (archaic) A demon operating in the romantic realm. A marthal's purpose is to lure an unsuspecting romantic partner to crippling depression and darkness until it seems that death is the only escape. In an effort to look un-intimidating, marthals often disguise themselves in the form of midgets, scrawny women, or scrawny midget women. Legend suggests a telltale sign of a marthal is when she blows up a bathroom so bad that even the neighbors can smell it. This is her evil leaking out after being repressed all day because it's too early in the relationship to let her true colors show.
I’m pretty sure she’s a marthal, man! Last time she took a shit, the neighbors had to call poison control.
by Cheezus H. Rice March 17, 2019
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Marthamay_who

The simpiest simp ever. Truly a simp for all other simps to be jealous of.
Skyler: Stop simping for me
Tim: It's Marthamay_who she has a 99% simprate
by Skyler the Simp November 2, 2020
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Mathaias

Typically Indian name bangs really hot chicks and is , hot and rich. Will steal your girl and your mom. Has a 12 incher. But he is not a player he does He will rather make you feel like you are the only thing that matters. If he has a girlfriend he would never think of cheating on her, he doesn't date if he feels he can'r commit and stay faithful. He tends to get angry easily but makes up for it with every second he's in a good mood around you. He respects you and always says how much he loves you and cares about you. You are forced to love everything about him, since he is so amazing and very attractive.
Girl 1: look at that hot guy over there what is his name?

Girl 2: Thats Mathaias, but he has a girlfreind and won't cheat on her.
by gbreezy123 May 11, 2022
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