Marshmallow

A variety of professional gamer with the following characteristics:
Round shape
Pale complexion
Diet of pure junk food and energy drinks
Dime a dozen
Easy to roast, but flames easily

Her: so what do you do?
Him: I'm a pro gamer.
Her: oh...
Him: what?
Her: nothing, that's just not what I expected.
Him: what? Because I play games for a living I have to be a marshmallow?

by Wittensmarts August 14, 2017

Marshmallow

1. A soft, squishy, and easy to eat food.
2. The main thing you should have in a fucking S'more
3. Some soft-headed douchebag who fucks squirrels for a living

1. Hey man, you gonna finish those Marshmallow's?
2. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDNT BUY MARSHMALLOW'S!? THERE THE MAIN FUCKING THING!
3. Wow, would you look at the marshmallow over there feed -ing that squirrel his nuts?

by Funion But it's on Urban June 10, 2018

Marshmallow

The act of taking everything out of someone backpack, flipping with backpack inside out, replacing all the items, and then zipping it back up, and place in its original spot without them noticing.

Guy 1: Hey dude you wanna marshmallow john's stuff

Guy 2: yeah dude, oh he's gonna be so pissed

by Cnaalteeb May 9, 2013

Marshmallowing

When you cannot get an erection but shove your cock inside the vagina or anus any way to have sex.

I was so drunk I was just marshmallowing her.

by Taverna scotiatoastie January 7, 2016

marshmallowed

when a person consumes so much alcohol they gain marshmallow like qualities such as limpness of the body and penis, mellow attitude and tendency's to become weak in warm surroundings leading to vomiting and releasing of the bowls causing stickyness.

girl 1: how did things go after the club last night?
girl 2: i got him into bed and he marshmallowed on me.

or

guy 1: i was so drunk last night
guy 2: you were totally marshmallowed

by mmmmdaly February 3, 2012

marshmallow

when you have a crush on someone and you don't want to say there name in public.

"oh look, marshmallow is over there!"

by char2304 December 1, 2016

marshmallow

a person who is a wuss or a sissy. also one who is gullible and often described as a goody two shoes.

Example 1-
person 1: "eeww i saw you and your girlfriend kiss yesterday!"
person 2: "oh, shut up, you marshmallow."

Example 2-
person 1: "OMG that guy in the movie just chopped off that guy's head!!!"
person 2: "stop being such a marshmallow; it's just a movie."

by smiley_chica May 5, 2010