mars bar party

Where a girl shoves a mars bar pussy and a guy eats it out

Hey guys theres suzzie lets have a mars bar party

by Jon Dohe January 30, 2004

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Strangle A Mars Bar

Taking a shit. Possibly a violent altercation.

Hastings: 'Shall we get to the crime scene sir?'

Poirot: 'Not just yet, Hastings. I've got to go strangle a Mars bar for a while. Feels like I'm shitting a fist.'

by Bison Defonte August 31, 2011

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Mars Bar Kiss

When u put a Mars Bar up her and then as it melts u eat it out of her.

Wna mars bar kiss?

by Moloopa April 27, 2003

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Battered mars bar

When a girl shits after anal and it's covered in spunk

I've just been for a shit and it was a battered mars bar

by Chandave April 10, 2016

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mars bar game

A sex game. great at parties.

Wat u need:
1 mars bar(fun size will do) sum girls, sum guys.

Wat u do:
Get da mars bar and put it up da girls pussy and then da bloke has to eat the mars bar without using his hands (tung and teeth only). u hav 2 figure out ur own way 2 choose whose turn it is.

Fucking Awesome. play it

Lets play the mars bar game. (say it wen there are fit girls @ a party)

by tarzan February 24, 2004

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