mardonio

An Italian name for an individual of old age. He hates to conversate with people he has no relationships with.

That Mardonio didn't let me play on his lawn

by Wolf man March 11, 2015

Mahooning

The act of going crazy fast on your skis or snowboard.

"Blud, did you see me fly down that run?"

"Yeah, you were mahooning like a madman, right on!"

"Sweet.....let's go get cunted for apres"

by Tragic Bitch With Spinach Dip June 19, 2012

Marooning

Walking around with a condom on throughout the day. Ready for any opportunity.

*gasp* “Jake are you marooning!?”
“yes”

by banjam December 18, 2024

Macooning

Macooning. To "Macoon" someone. To purposely try to tell a fib/pull a joke on someone. Not exactly getting away with the prank, however. To call "macooning" on someone means that you know they are trying to be funny, but they really aren't.

If you are able to call someone out on the joke, you can say "Are you macooning me?" And they must reply that yes they are, because they have been caught.

Person 1: You brought my car home last night right?

Person 2: I drove your car last night?

Person 1: Are you "macooning" me right now?

Person 2: Haha, yeah. Sorry.

by Cooterpoop July 11, 2012

martonio

the name of the best friendship ever

martonio is iconic

by dangerousmoon October 22, 2018

Marounzone

This word was created by a faggot who thought that he's funny. Thanks for trying not to suck dicks anymore nor being fucked by animals

When he said marounzone , he got beaten up and got his nose put back to its orginal place by a punch🥊 on his nostrils

by Anonymous_48 January 27, 2020

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Person 1:"Hell yeah rizzy god, I just wanna kiss you so much right now.. Wanna make out bro?"

Person 2:"Yeah buddy, lets do it"

*They both go down on eachother, malicciously making out with eachother, full sweat butt naked"

by MenacingMalleous December 21, 2023