The horrible colour thats forms as a result of mixing shit and blood when wiping your ass. It results in a catch 22 situation where you are forced to decide whether to carry on wiping or leave it be.
The recommended solution is to continue with a wet wipe using a dabbing technique. If available, apply savlon after.
The recommended solution is to continue with a wet wipe using a dabbing technique. If available, apply savlon after.
Anon 1: Why you walking like that?
Anon 2: Just took a shit.
Anon 1: So why you walking like that?
Anon 2: I saw maroon and was forced to carry wiping.
Anon 1: Shit man, are you OK?
Anon 2: Just took a shit.
Anon 1: So why you walking like that?
Anon 2: I saw maroon and was forced to carry wiping.
Anon 1: Shit man, are you OK?
by OndaLash July 19, 2011
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Steven "Look at this kid he's such a maroon."
Austin "What's maroon i looked it up in the dictionary but all it said that its a color!"
Aaron "Austin, your not going to find maroon in the dictionary."
Austin "What's maroon i looked it up in the dictionary but all it said that its a color!"
Aaron "Austin, your not going to find maroon in the dictionary."
by SIRMIDNIGHT May 26, 2010
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Get the Maroon mug.an ugly color, not to mention a horrible teacher and a terrible person. maroons are lazy, rude, mean, fat, ugly, and overall unpleasant.
maroons dislike children of every variety. yet, they take the easy way out by becoming a teacher because it's an easy job. tenure saves their asses.
"teacher" being the key word - in order to be a "teacher" one would have to TEACH.
NOBODY LIKES A MAROON.
A MAROON LIKES NOBODY.
maroons dislike children of every variety. yet, they take the easy way out by becoming a teacher because it's an easy job. tenure saves their asses.
"teacher" being the key word - in order to be a "teacher" one would have to TEACH.
NOBODY LIKES A MAROON.
A MAROON LIKES NOBODY.
by Erunn July 11, 2010
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Maroon (n.): One who wears hushpuppies brand or styled footwear and engages in pedophilic tendencies including autoerotic gratification in the presence of children.
Maroon (n.): One who wears hushpuppies brand or styled footwear and engages in pedophilic tendencies including autoerotic gratification in the presence of children.
"fone-bone, your a maroon!"
by Cortical Homunculus May 14, 2004
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