maroon

The horrible colour thats forms as a result of mixing shit and blood when wiping your ass. It results in a catch 22 situation where you are forced to decide whether to carry on wiping or leave it be.

The recommended solution is to continue with a wet wipe using a dabbing technique. If available, apply savlon after.

Anon 1: Why you walking like that?
Anon 2: Just took a shit.
Anon 1: So why you walking like that?
Anon 2: I saw maroon and was forced to carry wiping.
Anon 1: Shit man, are you OK?

maroon by OndaLash July 19, 2011

Maroon

A Homosexual Cameron

Friend: "You are so gay bro"
Cameron: "Yes, yes I am. MAROONS RULE"

Maroon by mllttt December 4, 2019

maroon

Marine

Those maroons love to jog all day on the beach.

maroon by frishy May 15, 2010

Maroon

An individual whom is incapable to understand the hidden insult

Steven "Look at this kid he's such a maroon."

Austin "What's maroon i looked it up in the dictionary but all it said that its a color!"

Aaron "Austin, your not going to find maroon in the dictionary."

Maroon by SIRMIDNIGHT May 26, 2010

Maroon

A mook with a Ph.D

Upon finishing his doctoral thesis, that stupid asshole frat jerkoff officially became a Maroon.

Maroon by Zippy, the Pinhead September 21, 2007

maroon

an ugly color, not to mention a horrible teacher and a terrible person. maroons are lazy, rude, mean, fat, ugly, and overall unpleasant.

maroons dislike children of every variety. yet, they take the easy way out by becoming a teacher because it's an easy job. tenure saves their asses.
"teacher" being the key word - in order to be a "teacher" one would have to TEACH.

NOBODY LIKES A MAROON.

A MAROON LIKES NOBODY.

NOTHING CAN BE AS BAD AS A MAROON!

maroon by Erunn July 11, 2010

maroon

first heard as a descriptor (or more precisely: "word picture") of fone-bone, a loveable character from the golden era radio comedy; "fone-bone's folly".

Maroon (n.): One who wears hushpuppies brand or styled footwear and engages in pedophilic tendencies including autoerotic gratification in the presence of children.

"fone-bone, your a maroon!"

maroon by Cortical Homunculus May 14, 2004