marlboro reds

super intense cigarettes manufactured by marlboro. short filter. mostly chemicals.

person 1: Dude, you wanna smoke some marlboro reds?
person 2: Nah, i'd rather just suck on the tail pipe of my car.
person 1: werd dude. thats flavor country right there.

by DanBil April 24, 2008

Marlboro Reds

Lung blackening, like smoking a chimney ciggarettes. Generally smoked by Fat old men seeper twit.

A. Set me a Brown.
B. Ok here you go (Hand a cigarette)
A. Ahhhh, Na man not Marlboro Reds They make your heart blead for 30 mins.
B. (Takes Ciagrette Back)

by random unit May 28, 2004

Marlboro Reds

Made up of the tobacco scraped up off the floor at the Marlboro factory

Cheap labor is too expensive to waste, so we wrapped up what we saved and named them proudly Marlboro Reds

by Baphomet666 June 21, 2006

marlboro reds

One of the better human killer of the recents centuries.
One of the richer industry on earth.

International court is trying to judge marlboro Reds, Adolph Hitler ... for humanity crime

by rubenxela October 25, 2007

[marlboro reds]

One of the worst tasting cigarettes you'll ever have, they are not smooth and theyre terrible. try 27's or cloves.

hey man you got a cig?
yeah i got some marlboro reds.
Oh god keep that shit away from me those taste terrible

by john smith with January 2, 2009

Marlbro Reds

The best damn cigarettes there is. The most amazing addiction you will ever have.

Megan:"How was the sex last night?"
Emily:"About as addicting as Marlbro Reds!"

by sae69 August 27, 2008