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EXCUSE ME but all you army M***** F*****s need to listen up. marines are the first to war for one reason, we are the best. after we clear the area you pussy-foot it into the war zone to clear up the already dead bodies. just because you know you couldnt stand 13 weeks at PI and 3 week at Lejune dont mean you have to dis those that can.
Soldier: what happened here?! It looks like a RPG killed all 500 of these iraqis.
Soldier2: No 3 marines just went thru bout 20 minutes ago.

ARMY= Aint Real Men Yet
by devilheadjardog March 19, 2008
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marine= A being who knows he had to score well on the asvap or else he'd have to settle for the army. one who has to have a drop of common sence, or else he'd have to join the airforce. A person who knew he'd have to get his hands dirty and not be afraid to whipe them on his nancy white pants (navy). last of all, a United States Marine is someone who didn't just want to "settle" for having a job, but to live a life of honor, and not of privlage. we are the worlds elite, and its about time that all of you out there learn where your place is, and take a seat.
its not that we need the marines; we have an army, and navy and an airforce. there is only one reason why we are still here, and thats that the American people WANT us. we make sure all the evil is gone so that they can all sleep at night.
by lcpl m October 23, 2007
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WE STOLE THE EAGLE FROM THE AIR FORCE, THE ANCHOR FROM THE NAVY AND THE ROPE FROM THE ARMY.

ON THE SEVENTH DAY WHILE GOD RESTED, WE OVERRAN HIS PERIMETER, STOLE THE GLOBE AND WE'VE BEEN RUNNING THE WHOLE SHOW EVER SINCE.

WE LIVE LIKE SOLDIERS, TALK LIKE SAILORS, AND SLAP THE HELL OUT OF BOTH OF THEM.

WARRIORS BY DAY, LOVERS BY NIGHT, PROFESSIONALS BY CHOICE, AND MARINES BY THE GRACE OF GOD.
My cousin is a total Marine.
by evil_kimberly August 18, 2009
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The Most fucking badass soldiers in the world!!!
Hooah!,Jarhead, Leathernecks, Devil Dogs=Marine
by Ryannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn August 3, 2007
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Over two centuries of ramping, stomping, Hell, death and destruction. The finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. They were born in a bomb crater, their mother was a M16, and their father was the devil. Each moment they live is an additional threat upon your life. They eat concertina wire and piss napalm; they can put a round in a flea's ass at 500 meters. They're roughish looking, cocky, self-centered, dirty, nasty, stinky, sweaty, filthy, overbearing, and beautiful sons of a bitches who's kept the wolf away from the door for 235yrs. They don't know the meaning of fear for they are fear itself. They're green amphibious monsters made of blood and guts who arose from the sea. Whose sole purpose in life is to perpetuate death and destruction upon the festering anti-Americans throughout the globe whenever they may arise. When their time comes they'll die a glorious death on the battlefield, giving their life for the brother or sister next to them, family, freedom, God and country. They stole the Eagle from the Air Force, the Anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. Than on the 7th day when God rested they overran his perimeter and stole the Globe so they've been running the show ever since. They live like soldiers, talk like sailors, but will slap the shit out of both of them. They're Fighters by day, Lovers by night, Drunkards by choice, but a United States Marine by the act of God.
If you can read this thank a Teacher, if you can read this in English thank a Marine
by Leatherneck1391 July 11, 2010
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The few, the proud.
People who aren't paid to think but to do.
The worst recruiting hours known to man.
In old sailing days, the guys who used to jump across ships and takeover another vessel.
Trained extremely better than the Army... (Look at the casualties of Iraq).
Victims of reindeer games on ships via the hard working sailor, (the sad thing is, they fall for it everytime).
Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment

That marine just ran through a minefield!!! He wasn't paid to think.
by Randomus August 12, 2006
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She is a gorgeous girl with low self esteem. She is very nice and caring but very lonely. She has a small circle of friends and would make the best girlfriend. She is very pretty, and nice, but not fit to be a queen bee. The pressure is too much.
“Oh, is that marine?”
“Yes, why?”

“I’m friends with one of her best friends
by beaniekit April 22, 2018
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