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Marbles

It is 100% NOT a sport!!!
Marbles are for meaningless dweebs that have no other interests in life. People who play marbles and think it's a sport is most likely a virgin. Thinking that there's a "World Marbles Championship" and actually takes it seriously, is just disgusting. The definition of an actual "sport" is an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment. Marbles does not cause physical exertion unless you're doing pull-ups with your fingers. So...marbles is not a sport god damn it.
"Marbles is a varified sport, even my mom agrees" - Josh
"I agree with Josh, several marbles competitions were featured by Forbes" - Ethan
by joemama...__?? October 23, 2019
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Marbles_GT

A Cool tiktoker who deserves 1975737563 billion followers
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by HF hxtc June 27, 2022
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Jenna Marbles Face

The Jenna Marbles face is the face you make when you just don't want to talk to somebody. It freaks them out until they walk away. The key is not to laugh or smile, JUST STAND THERE until they leave. it's kind of a cross between a frown and really shocked.
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Girl: That guy was super annoying so I Jenna Marbles faced him.
Eg.2
That stranger was dancing on me and he wouldn't go away so i Jenna Marbles faced him.
by Virmadd February 23, 2012
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losing my marbles

The act or process of going crazy, usually caused by life stressors. Also used in the past tense phrase: lost my marbles. The orgin of the phrase is unknown but has been referenced numerous times in popular culuture; such as in the peter pan film Hook from the 90’s.
I am losing my marbles staying locked up in this jail cell.

Jimmy spent his entire summer indoors studying and ended up failing his medical boards, he has since then lost his marbles and is living under a bridge.
by yabayabadoo August 15, 2011
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gargle his marbles

A slang phrase, used by a woman (or a homosexual man ...) to destcribe sucking a person's testicles - gargling is the action and marbles are testicles. Also known as a blowjob, oral sex, and the list goes on.
Woman: I'd like to gargle his marbles!
by Marblegargler October 30, 2007
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Jenna Marbles

A young hot white spunky hilarious foul mouthed youtube comedian and blogger. Her videos leave millions sitting in front of their computers laughing their sanity away. She's just that funny!
Did you see that new Jenna Marbles video on how to tell your future by your panties?
by rwnztrnr August 16, 2011
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you've lost your marbles

You think I'm going bungee jumping? You've lost your marbles.
by BeccahBoo December 25, 2008
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