maradona

a chauvinistic, shit talking, epic, category-5 douchbag of a drama queen whose train wreck just keeps on unfolding.

Diego, obnoxiously yelling at the other team's kids, during a little league soccer game while his kids play "Hey fattie, go home and eat some cake" as he turns to the soccer mom next to him with a grin "what's up sugar tits"

Bob: Dude stop being such a Maradona!

by leog July 7, 2010

Maradona

A fat guy who is addicted to drugs.

Yo, how's the crack business pal?

Good, thanks to that maradona!

by someone December 7, 2003

maradona

to be supremely talented and still get over when your talent is gone. See also: O.J. Simpson. Best viewed by those who live in lands far away from the individual.

maradona gets over again, but his second goal was even better.

by major_delmac March 4, 2005

Maradona

A cheating cunt who is a fucked up drug addcit.
Fair enough he was the best player in the world between 84-88

by Anonymous September 27, 2003

marada reflex

Czech phenomenon in social studies: repetition of the circumstances and events leading to the negation of environment.

Marada reflex its when situations or circumstances are repeated until the rejection of the environment.

by petrzel October 11, 2012

Maradona

Cheating short fat ugly little Argentinian coke head

Maradona thinks his stubby little paw is the 'hand of God'.

by Hawker Siddeley January 12, 2004

maradona

i am better than him

i've done all the stuffs he did and more. hand-of-god goal, beating-5-players goal, you name it, i've done it. i am yet to snort cocaine though. maradona who?

by Lionel Messi January 14, 2008