iron maiden

The absolute best fucking metal band on the face of this planet or any other.

See also: God

Iron Maiden is the whole reason I learned to play guitar.

by n0disguise November 7, 2003

iron maiden

The biggest metal band on the planet, but I agree, some people just can't appreciate the sheer genius of their music.

The best Iron Maiden song has got to be "Hallowed Be Thy Name".

by vinny October 18, 2003

kaichou wa maid sama

kaichou wa maid sama or short kwms is japanese manga made by hiro fujiwara. manga has 86 chapters in 15 volumes and anime with 24 episodes.

person no.1:did you watch that awesome anime?
person no.2:do you mean kaichou wa maid sama? yeah it was awesome
person no.1:i know that you would like it

by kaja-chan August 31, 2016

Iron Maiden

1) One of the defining bands of Heavy metal through the 80's. Famous for songs such as "Number of the Beast" "Bring your Daughter to the Slaughter" and "2 Minutes to Midnight". They show some of the highest levels of instrumental talent known to Metal. A major inspiration to metal bands through the 90's to present day. They continue to churn out amazing and consistant hits (apart from during the mid 90's). Contrary to popular American belief, they are NOT satanists.
2) A medieval torture and execution device which was made of iron. A person was placed inside the box of the iron maiden while the door (which had impaling spikes on the inside) was closed slowly to to maximise pain and injury, while the prisoner died over the next few hours to few days from their injuries.

1) "I just picked up Iron Maiden's new album, it's amazing!"
2) "Throw him in the Iron Maiden!"

by Burbster November 30, 2003

Maid & Cook combo

What a woman becomes when you marry her. A woman's place.

Jenny was a smoking hot cheerleader. Then i married her and she became my Maid & Cook combo.

by DaBoss971 October 8, 2011

Cum Maid

Someone who loves to jerk off guys.

"Hey Tony, you're a real cum maid"

by Scotty Funk May 9, 2010

Iron Maiden

1) The best metal band...wait...best band ever.

2) A medieval torture instrument shaped rather like a coffin, but that the head and feet could come out of. It was lined with spikes inside, and closed on people who commited the most heinous crimes, such as not liking the king.

Iron Maiden are awesome.

I'd like to put that dipshit NED in an Iron Maiden.

by Bored_individual June 15, 2004