maestrobater

To conduct your penis as if you are conducting a symphony orchestra, usually to classical music.

"Don Tildone was quite the maestrobater."

"Too bad they banned the vid of him on YouTube."

"Well, it was pretty inappropriate when he ejaculated into the trombone section. Then the entire audience had to wait for fifteen minutes while he warmed up again."

by Chuckles the angry monkey August 26, 2007

Majestic

Showing impressive beauty or dignity

Lauren is so majestic today

by JaNique_Zakariah_Phelps_1/7/02 January 21, 2015

Maheshwari

Maheshwari are royal people. They're talented businessmen and just perfect for anything.

Sanskar Maheshwari is a successful person.

by swasanraglak May 2, 2018

Maestro's Conundrum

The "Maestro's Conundrum" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. The Maestro's Conundrum is when you weave your baton through the piano wires while the soloist plays Tchaikovsky.

Mr. Mozart: "For shame Wolfgang, what sounds are those? Are you not in tune?"
Wolfgang: "Why yes father, moreso than you could know."
Piano Teacher: "Fear not Herr Mozart, for young Wolfi has solved the Maestro's Conundrum"

by boatbutter March 27, 2008

maesum

Maesum a guy with a massive dick .
Maesum will literally fuck your female side of ur family Maesum is also such a sexy guy he is so nice and a really good friend who will bang your mum

Hide your sister from Maesum

by Katasariya February 5, 2018

bro is majestic

the guy is beautiful and mesmerizing but you know you can't have him hence his is a bro.

Look at that guy
-bro is majestic

by khjsisks22 January 3, 2023

Maesa

The most beautiful , funniest , girl you will ever meet . Any time you think she doesnt like she probaly does . She has a loud mouth but also has a lot of deep and dark secrets . She is really smart is well and will bring joy to your life . And have problems commiting to friends

Find yourself a Maesa !

by 1S2EJ October 6, 2016