Mamsplained

When you have a valid point about something but a female has to tell you how you're wrong simply because you're a man and you had something to say about a feminist topic...yet they say the exact same thing and the point is only acknowledged because a female said it.

Well I had a good point but she mamsplained it to make me look like I shouldn't be apart of the conversation.

by Robert Battlehammer January 31, 2018

manspicing

When, predominantly middle-aged, men take an irrational and boastful sense of pride in eating and preparing overly spicy foods.

Profusely sweaty dad, panting at a Thai restaurant, after just ordering all the triple chili items: “Damn, that’s good. Not spicy at all!”
People at adjacent table: “Oh, look at that guy manspicing over there. He probably brought his own hot sauce too.”

by CampaFiore14 February 3, 2022

mantrain

A group of males in a line, coupled to each other like train cars through anal penetration.

The men shouted, "CHOO CHOO All aboard the MANTRAIN" as they engaged in aggressive anal intercourse.

by tpyo May 24, 2006

Mansplain

When someone "explains" something to another person about a topic they are already familiar with/understand. This is typically done in a condescending manner under the pretense that the speaker knows more about the topic than who they are speaking to, i.e. they are subordinate.

1) Explaining the rules of poker to a poker dealer
2)Repeating a point back to someone in your own way, even if they just said the same thing
3)Telling a person that you know more about something because of blank, even though they are a professional/have a degree in the field that you do not have

Sidenote: it is okay to know a lot about a topic and make this known in conversation, but assuming that you know more than someone else, not accepting if you are wrong, not accepting that they may simply be more knowledgeable, and/or doing so in a condescending manner means that you are mansplaining.

Note: this definition and examples were built together by both a man and a woman

by pseudonymsaredumbquitaskingme May 28, 2018

mansprawling

When Kelly Flanagan invents a word and pretends it's a word on Urban Dictionary.

Pete, you're mansprawling all over that couch!

by zillapup88 July 4, 2019

Manspreading

A natural position in which a man is spreading his legs apart so that he doesn't damage his reproductive organs. Unfortunately some snowflake feminists are a making a big deal about this that somehow this causes oppression while women can cover the whole seat of a subway train with her bags and purses and creating more burdens for other people.

A man sits in a subway seat
Dumb bitch: omg that man is manspreading! Patriarchy is out of control!
Man: Shut up bitch, you and I are mammals and that means you have tits and i have a cock. You wear a bra to protect your boobs while i have to avoid damaging my nutsack.
Dumb bitch: Waaaah! Waaaaah! Im posting my trauma on tumblr.

by Deadmojo January 20, 2019

Maxsplaining

When you trap your life long formula one rival in order to explain every little detail about your race or quali session to them without a chance of escape.

Not to be confused with Mansplaining, while similar, Maxsplaining presents clear homoerotic undertones and heart eyes from both parties involved.

person 1: where's Charles?
person 2: oh, Max got him, he already started the maxsplaining
person 1: damn, that's a shame, there's no saving him now...

by not-my-name October 11, 2022