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The manky kid

The kid that fkn smells like shit and looks like shit

(probs the kids called brock or reece)
(brock or reece walks past)

holy shit cunt put on some deo cunt

Brock: yea well why dont u go and poopoo

The manky kid: The kid thats manky
by MADLAD_ May 28, 2019
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manky

you haven't showered for days, you're manky.
by kerri February 19, 2003
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Mankyfied

Extremely rubbish. Originates from la lengua de Xoán.
Arsenal are a mankyfied team.
by Xoán Vázquez December 29, 2004
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manky

Scottish slang word to describe a situation, person or object in a poor state of affairs. Commonly used in Scottish bars to describe the state of the toilets or glasses.
That fuckin bog is manky
Gary Glitter? he's a manky cunt
That bufty asked me tae dance. Manky fucker.
I went to T in the Park and my clothes got manky.
glasgow's a manky cunt of a place
by dc June 17, 2006
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manky bastard

one who cannot find sufficent monetry funds to wash themselves on a regular basis,

makes use of a burn, stream as a rudimentary bath when necessary,

regularly scrounges for money from friends or passers by,

smells of nothing more than the unpleasant scent of pure dirt,

owns bright blue and orange addidas trackies from roughly 10 years ago,

etc. etc.
James Robertson, commonly addressed by "Jim".

Malcom Huston - a step or 7 beyond smelly.

person a "Did you see malcom n jim fight for a whole hour for 40p and half a twix?"

person b "no! who got the 40p and part of a twix?"

person a "jim got half a twix (for which he was very grateful) but no-one gave him 40p"

person b "..manky bastard"

P.S. Insulting as this is Jim is infact a legend. Malcom on the other hand just smells.
by sweatyturdheed June 11, 2006
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ManSkype

A male who uses Skype to video chat with other males about non-relavent day to day activites.
He is doing that gay manskype thing again.
by Whippy431 October 28, 2011
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Manky

Manky is when someone or something is absolutely rotten or disgusting and just really horrible.
Did you see Charles hair yesterday? It was so bloody manky.”
by eimear patton September 12, 2019
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