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Somone who uses endless buzz words and centres their existance around a load of paperwork, meetings, conference calls and turning every task, no matter how small, into an epic display of verbal and written diarrhea. Jobs that once needed a sensible tradeperson or two, now need to be a project with a project manager. They sit between the workers and management and are very good at being on the side of whoever they are talking to and ensuring that they are never in the same room as both workers and management. Commanding huge amounts of money, they are gifted in prolonging everything.
"I think we need to change the tap washer in the toilet because its leaking but there may be some issue with finding the stop tap and if too much torque is applied we could snap the fitting and all get drowned. Better get a bank loan to employ a Project Manager to make sure that doesn't happen"
by Projectman December 18, 2011
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Get the Seagull Management mug.In a work setting, managerment is the process of managing one's manager, rather than doing one's job. Normally implies that a manager is incompetent or otherwise unable to fulfill their tasks, (i.e. is prone to panicked outburst that require employees to calm them or otherwise do their job for them).
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