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Manopause

The sudden realization every man has when he understands he can no longer eat like a teenager.
"As Craig quickly dressed for an urgent early meeting he stopped instantly having a full manopause right there in his closet when he was unable to button his pants."

"When Nando stepped on the scale at the Doctor's office and saw how much he weighed, he totally manopaused looking like a deer caught in the headlights ."

"Standing naked after a shower, Brandon suddenly yelled, "what the eff.. I manopaused!"
by Bstephen December 8, 2017
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Manopause

Menopause, but for men. Involves a change in mood and lust. Realization of age. It’s not a phase mom. Feelings of depression followed by reaching heights in confidence.
Hey do you know how Dan is doing he seemed down after his 53rd birthday?

Yeah he’s just going through Manopause.
by takis_areweird May 11, 2021
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