Ripoff Madoff

A well fitting, deserved, and appropriate nickname for the world's biggest con artist Bernie Madoff, a man who swindled $65 billion and got 150 years in Federal prison in Butner North Carolina doing so.

What Bernie Madoff is to the early 21st Century is what Charles Ponzi is to 1920. So Bernie Madoff deserves the nickname, Ripoff Madoff.

by Viscount Druitt December 10, 2019

big mahoff

Person of considerable authority. Frequently used to describe upper management in a corporation (the big mahoffs).

The big mahoff is coming in today, so we'd better get this place in order.

by Catherine Duffy October 17, 2007

madoff scheme

Formerly known as a Ponzi scheme.

A lot of people lost their life savings in a Madoff Scheme. Too bad they didn't do their due diligence before handing over their money.

by kajoe June 29, 2009

Manffin Top

The bulge that hangs over a man's too tight jeans. Basically, muffin top for guys. Often found on middle aged, skinny jeans wearing men. Or fat dudes.

Wow. Look at that skinny jeans wearing hipster. He has some serious Manffin Top.

by ChelleElle March 5, 2011

Madoff Millionaire

Someone who has gone from being wealthy on paper to stone cold busted after finding the millions on paper were either fraudulent from the outset or stolen.

Jack had been living pretty well in Miami Beach during his retirement, but then he turned out be a Madoff Millionaire, so now he works as a greeter at Wal-Mart and lives in a trailer.

by PaulNYC January 11, 2009

Madoff Hitler

21st Century destroyer of Jewish wealth.

That g'dam Madoff Hitler destroyed so much Jewish wealth and Jewish charities.

by cromano115 July 14, 2009

bronie madoff

The Wall Street, suit and tie bro who has an entry level position at a mid level brokerage firm. Gladly offers his services to his upwardly brobile broskies. Often pitches woo to soft headed women about his brobility to make 100 grand in a week. Know for completely crediting himself as helping the head honchos at his brokerage firm brorchestrate a brostile takeover of Goldman Sachs.

Le'Bro James: Sweet! GE just went up by 5 points today, along with Procter & Gamble. I gotta thank Bronie Madoff for getting me into stock markets. I'm making mad paper!

Bro Diddley: Hell yes!

by Define Me! October 23, 2009