by yaunus July 25, 2008
Established in 1971 as an interfaith humanitarian relief agency, recovered documents describe the Manna Charitable Foundation's mission as "sharing all of God's miracles with the least of His children". Funded indirectly through associations with various charitable groups and religious organizations, and on occasion publicly endorsed by wealthy philanthropists or academic institutions, the MCF's primary agenda since its founding has been the free distribution of anomalous objects, or their by-products, to civilians living in poverty-stricken regions in the Third World or in areas afflicted by warfare, famine, or natural disaster.
The MCF is currently recognized as a non-governmental organization by the United Nations, and is known to operate legally and illegally in several hostile or isolated regions outside the Foundation's sphere of influence. While no SCP objects known to have been distributed by the MCF to date have caused intentional harm to human beings or communities (and detained MCF operatives tend to demonstrate strong pacifist beliefs), containment breaches associated with the group have often resulted in human casualties or severe threats to the global status quo due to unforeseen consequences of the object's release from containment, and/or a zeal to distribute potentially "helpful" objects immediately without rigorous scientific study of their long-term behavior.
The MCF is currently recognized as a non-governmental organization by the United Nations, and is known to operate legally and illegally in several hostile or isolated regions outside the Foundation's sphere of influence. While no SCP objects known to have been distributed by the MCF to date have caused intentional harm to human beings or communities (and detained MCF operatives tend to demonstrate strong pacifist beliefs), containment breaches associated with the group have often resulted in human casualties or severe threats to the global status quo due to unforeseen consequences of the object's release from containment, and/or a zeal to distribute potentially "helpful" objects immediately without rigorous scientific study of their long-term behavior.
by Mad Dummy April 9, 2019
A young man who seduces a spectacularly wealthy, but tremendously old woman strictly for the possible monetary benefits he might receive after her passing. (a la Anna Nicole Smith)
by McKenji June 23, 2009
Governament programs from the Obama Administration designed to help stimulate the economy; thereby, helping to avoid a depression.
by Guido1 August 23, 2009
by Tryhard29921 April 25, 2021
noun. A totally awesome mega-humanoid that is insanely awesome and can drum like a boss.
adjective. When an event, person, or thing is super epic and uncontrollably insane.
verb. Trolling.
adjective. When an event, person, or thing is super epic and uncontrollably insane.
verb. Trolling.
noun. "Hey, my bestfriend is totally a Mr. Manna!"
adjective. "That party last night was totally Mr. Manna!"
verb. dude: "Hey, you should sit on this innocent bomb..."
girl: "You need to stop Mr. Manna-ing!"
adjective. "That party last night was totally Mr. Manna!"
verb. dude: "Hey, you should sit on this innocent bomb..."
girl: "You need to stop Mr. Manna-ing!"
by Mordecai Skifito November 27, 2011
He is a rare specimen of a Holden. He tends to act like he is better than everyone he meets. He also loves getting involved with girl drama. He is a very un-athletic person and tends to suck at most sports he plays. He usually is pretty popular with the ladies. He has a close groups of friends but also like to hang out with big groups. He has his funny moments, but also tends to keep secrets from his friends or screw him over.
Yo did you hear Holden Manna hooked up with Julia and didn't tell the boys?
Raya was drunk last night and Holden Manna took advantage of her!
Raya was drunk last night and Holden Manna took advantage of her!
by hmanna4 January 8, 2021