Mantree

One who fails at putting together matching outfits. He believes that plaid and plaid will always go together. Sarcastic and dorky, may be known to stumble into Bon Jovi concerts and may be seen around town with orange crush and cool ranch doritos. Dearly loves his gameboy.

Look at that drunk guy with a gameboy on the porch, he's a complete mantree.

by shotgunfunfun December 13, 2010

Manjeet Smash

Something that you say after you have physically violated someone, just to let them know who's in charge.

*After hitting you in the face with a badminton racket* Manjeet Smash !

by Manjeet the Almighty March 27, 2009

Manjeetism

Believing in the teachings of Manjeet The Almighy. Manjeetists usually follow Manjeets 5 Very Important Rules(see definition) and believe in the 3 basic principles of Manjeetism, which include:

-Despite popular belief, Manjeet The Almighty did in fact build the world in 3 days.
-Manjeet The Almighty can Satisfy any woman, ANY woman.
-Manjeet The Almighty built the first McDonalds with his bare hands in 1963.

If you do not believe in the teachings of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Manjeetism is the way to go.

by Manjeet The Almighty February 22, 2009

Manjeet's Magic Carpet

A pubic patch in the shape of an arabian rug, which is worn by, (you guessed it), Manjeet himself.

My love life was dead until i grew Manjeet's Magic Carpet, now turning on my girl is a breeze!

by Manjeet The Almighty March 1, 2009

Manpreet

A Manpreet is someone that cannot resist a long-distance girlfriend. A Manpreet also like to wack off every other second and listen to the famous porn star, Hard Core Sarah every night. He can be bitchy at time but a Manpreet is a very caring person. A Manpreet also has a bad temper.

That Manpreet is so disgusting. He likes long-distance relationship

by yomomma2589686589 October 19, 2011

manpreet

A Manpreet is a person who whacks off every hour as long as he has his tweezers with him. Basically someone with a small cock, and who's totally driven into the corner with a packet of Kleenex, by the testosterone he can't controll from looking at guys all day.

He's a Manpreet, I wouldn't go near his waste paper bin.

by James November 13, 2004

Manbreeze

Axe body spray

Bob: Dude, don't go in the bathroom. I just dominated the toilet.
Joe: Manbreeze it, then

by Neon Ninja Kills You November 26, 2009