The most uselss major on earth, mostly taken by people who have no artistic ability but still want to be considered artist.
Art history major: ahh I love the arts but can't draw
Engineer major: you piece of shit
Art history major: you're so closed minded
Engineer major: you piece of shit
Art history major: you're so closed minded
by hillert October 20, 2013
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Sony, Universal, BMG, EMI and Warner (and their innumerable subsidiaries) account for over 90% of the music sold in the United States and up to 80% globally. The majors are typically characterised as greedy, cynical, bandwagon-jumping and litigious (see also RIAA).
Not all artists signing to major labels suck, but the majority do fall into one of two categories:
(1) those plucked from obscurity, who are given some songs, handed over to a stylist and aggressively marketed
(2) those with previous careers and original material, who agree to remove all traces of innovation from their music, are rejected by their old fans as sellouts and are aggressively marketed.
Regardless of their popularity, most will be financially crippled by the label's dubious accounting and will be dropped the moment sales start to falter.
Sony, Universal, BMG, EMI and Warner (and their innumerable subsidiaries) account for over 90% of the music sold in the United States and up to 80% globally. The majors are typically characterised as greedy, cynical, bandwagon-jumping and litigious (see also RIAA).
Not all artists signing to major labels suck, but the majority do fall into one of two categories:
(1) those plucked from obscurity, who are given some songs, handed over to a stylist and aggressively marketed
(2) those with previous careers and original material, who agree to remove all traces of innovation from their music, are rejected by their old fans as sellouts and are aggressively marketed.
Regardless of their popularity, most will be financially crippled by the label's dubious accounting and will be dropped the moment sales start to falter.
by dullthud July 17, 2003
Get the major label mug.Major Ball Trippage (MBT) - a phrase typically applicable to something that is psychologically abnormal and confusing yet engrossing at the same time.
Inception, known for its fantastic cast, breathtaking special effects and major ball trippage, has the tendency to polarize the opinions of viewers: some will love it, others will hate it.
Guy 1: "So what was the movie you and your date saw last night?"
Guy 2: "The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus."
Guy 1: "Oh Heath Ledger's last movie. Any good?"
Guy 2: "Dude honestly, I have no idea what was going on. There were all these colors and different worlds and Heath Ledger was like six different dudes."
Guy 1: "Whoa. That sounds like some major ball trippage."
Guy 2: "It was man, it was."
Guy 1: "So what was the movie you and your date saw last night?"
Guy 2: "The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus."
Guy 1: "Oh Heath Ledger's last movie. Any good?"
Guy 2: "Dude honestly, I have no idea what was going on. There were all these colors and different worlds and Heath Ledger was like six different dudes."
Guy 1: "Whoa. That sounds like some major ball trippage."
Guy 2: "It was man, it was."
by IndigoPhoenix21 September 28, 2012
Get the Major Ball Trippage mug.An auto-erotic asphyxiation by using gravity masturbation technique that consists of 3 parts:
- 1 - Getting in the shuttle -
Begin by jacking off normally; but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still jacking off.
- 2 - Take off -
As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly can and hold your breath.
- 3 - Being in space -
If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket.
This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment.
- 1 - Getting in the shuttle -
Begin by jacking off normally; but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still jacking off.
- 2 - Take off -
As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly can and hold your breath.
- 3 - Being in space -
If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket.
This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment.
Alex: Have you heard Tom came out with a new technique?
Gim: Oh no, what is it?
Alex: It's called Major Tom technique he passed out after the nut and was found unconscious covered by his space juices.
Gim: Oh no, what is it?
Alex: It's called Major Tom technique he passed out after the nut and was found unconscious covered by his space juices.
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Man I'm counting down the days to the end of Major League Obeseball so SportsCenter can concentrate on real sports.
by SHLA October 8, 2013
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Other variations of Majook include Magic and The Jook.
Other variations of Majook include Magic and The Jook.
Look over there, it's Majook
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