auld langxiety

The kind of anxiety that arises as one bids farewell to the old year at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve.

"Johnny's auld langxiety kicks in at about 11:55p on New Year's Eve as feelings of intense worry overcome him at the prospect of another year of this shit."

by SalvyZ December 15, 2018

Smangxiety

Giddy nervousness or angst in the face of possible or desired smanging

Omg, I have so much smangxiety about hooking up with Jay Veetee!

by BostonClem May 14, 2011

nangxiety

A state of which one becomes anxious due to the intake of nitrous oxide (nangs)

"Man, those nangs gave me a nangxiety attack!"

by thevibesofficialwotded March 1, 2019

Maskxiety

Feelings of anxiety when one doesn’t have a mask within reach at all times.

Sam tried entering a store without a mask because he was fully vaccinated, but then his maskxiety kicked in so he put one on.

by Libsoftiktok June 6, 2021

tangxiety

Nervousness about trying out a new food dat has a decidedly-strong flavor.

Initially giving someone a greatly-diluted mixture as their "first taste" of an unfamiliar comestible and then gradually increasing da strength of subsequent samples can greatly reduce their tangxiety.

by QuacksO April 29, 2022

hangxiety tourettes

When the hangxiety is so bad that your body has uncontrolled physical reactions to the cringe and embarrassment that you feel while being haunted by all the stupid shit your drunk alter ego did. Most commonly appears as a quick head shake + flinch combo — your body is trying to shake that atrocious thought right out of your head.

“Dude why are you twitching so much”

“Ah it’s the hangxiety tourettes”

by Shrek5ever April 1, 2023

Mansiety

Anxiety caused by a man. Most often caused by unnecessary circumstances. A type of anxiety one gets by overthinking a relationship, conversation or situation with a man.

John hasn’t responded to my text message in three days, and it’s giving me major mansiety. I feel like he is no longer interested.

by elavi13 October 25, 2023