Mangled

to completely shred some musical dynamite

Im telling you bro, he mangled that solo. Fire was coming out of his finger tips and everything!

by SirWhaleathon April 6, 2024

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steve, ellie parks's mangled umbrella that she hung in her hair.

ellie parks: do you like steve, my mangled umbrella?
person: ya

by hatchet-wielding nerd March 11, 2020

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A unit of measure for describing the amount of poon one is receiving. Commonly refered to as MPH (the per is not counted) Derived from poon per hour, the mangled creates a recognizable acronym.

The MPH scale is from 0 to 6, 6 being a fuck fest, 0 being a virgin. Most lie between.

Oh man, he is getting so much pussy, his Mangled Poon Per Hour is at least a 5.

My Mangled Poon Per Hour just went up a notch if you know what I mean.

by theeyeofthetiger September 15, 2010

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mangled minge

when you enter the female genitalia that has been so ruffed up from previous visitors it clamps hold of your manhood so tight you cant even get help from your homies you just have to mangle minge threw and take one for the team

hey bro if your looking for fun and your homies are not single and available to mingle just hook up with ginge shes got a real mangled minge just hold on tight if your on top clench on for your life to her her fringe

by boris sniffer July 17, 2020

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