Screwed McFucked

A fun way to state that something or someone is severely screwed and/or fucked. Inspired by the name Scrooge McDuck from the 90s cartoon Duck Tales.

- "they only take cash"
- "all i have is plastic"
- "the atm is out of order"
- "shit, we are screwed mcfucked"

by jibo March 15, 2007

Fanfucked

The act of lifting a girl so high with your cock, her head hits the fan.

"You guys, I fanfucked Lucy. There was blood everywhere, it was so hot."

by Superunknown94 September 6, 2009

McFucked

What happens to the poor sap who has to deal with asshole customers all day and then gets fired cuz they're pay is getting a lil too high

As soon as raise-time came around, she knew she was going to get McFucked.

by Carekey March 10, 2005

McFucked

When you visit a fast food restaurant and they mess up your order. First coined when visiting a McDonald's.

I went though the drive though the other day and got McFucked when they forgot my special sauce on my Big Mac!

Dude, don't let them McFuck you, go back and tell the manager.

by E. Kuhnhausen October 5, 2006

Mindfucked

To have your mind totally fucked by a woman to the point of mental suicide.

Whoa dude, Savannah just totally mindfucked me last night. I'm going to go blow my brains on the wall. ttyl man.

Hey man, guess what happened last night? I got totally mindfucked by Savannah. She is such a total mindfuck.

by Selby7390 January 14, 2009

McFucked

1.) how your stomach feels after eating fast food
2.) how your intestines feel right before getting rid of the fast food

Man, that super sized double McTrouble looked good on the menu, but now my stomach is McFucked!

by El_Americano December 11, 2009

mahfucker

A synonym of motherfucker. It is most often used to refer to an individual, real or hypothetical.

"My appendix is about to rupture and it hurts like a mahfucker."

"Look at that stupid mahfucker on the sidewalk."

by Samuel L Mahfuckin Jackson December 31, 2013