Manfred Moment

A Moment within time where someone requires the assistance of manfred, wether it be out of fear, disappointment or even grief.

Some people think insects aren't animals
This is a manfred moment

by BugfieldMezo October 29, 2019

Manfred Erlandsson

A man with a heart of a lion but a cock of a gorilla. He is most likely a wise and well behaved man. He is a gangster but also a lover.

Look at that thug! He must be a Manfred Erlandsson.

I was with a guy last night and his dick size was a Manfred Erlandsson.

by GorillaSizedChamp November 22, 2021

Manfred

A male who has an unhealthy obsession with feet, poop, and Elton John. Usually demonstrates unorthodox or "gay" dance moves when excited.

I was over at the New Valley Tavern when this total Manfred came prancing in staring at my new sandals with his poopy dick winking me right in the eye.

by Marty Higgins April 18, 2007

Manfred Mann

A talentless South-African "music" artist.
His voice is guaranteed to scare every homophobe on the planet, and that's with good reason. His lyrical capabilities are at most "kindergarten" stage. Meaningless, annoying, repetitive, and with his voice on top, it sound like a cat in a grinder. He succesfully managed to fuck up some of the best songs in music history with his annoying covers and sqeeky voice.

Manfred Mann
"Blinded by the light, revved up like a Deuce in the middle of the night"

Repeat for 6 minutes, and you pretty much have the whole song.

by hyp0crisy_88 March 15, 2010

Manfredo

The slang term for a womans canadian/injun man friend who is afraid of clowns & shiny objects.

Gertrude fucks this shit out of Dave Manfredo every time he gets out of rehab & gives him crab.

by HUGH JOGGE December 19, 2006

Pulling a Jillian Manfredi

When you stick your penis into a girl and she says "your penis is inside my hole omg omg what do I do" then she rides the penis for 13 minutes in a circle while keeping it in.

Jack: Did you hear about Kaylyn?
Ryan: Yeah she pulled a Jillian!
Jack: OMG i know she went for 13 minutes!!!
Ryan: Damn I want someone be Pulling a Jillian Manfredi on me ;)

by Taylor Feiglson August 1, 2012

manarded

Similar to retarded, but only used to talk about yourself, as in the example below.

GOOD - I'm manarded
BAD - You're manarded

by A guy December 6, 2004