manchild

An adult male who still posesses psychological traits of a child. Traits include, but are not necessarily limited to:
- whining
- pettyness
- trying to pass the blame for their own underdeveloped judgement
- not "stepping up to the plate" when it's their role to.
- secretly still finds 3rd grade bathroom humor amusing.
- is able to connect with his children, but only as another child, not as a father.
- not to mention an overall insecurity in who he is as a man, from which similar traits sprout.

The manchild, if married, is often found married to Type A women (usually firstborn or only child in their own family) who reluctantly yet aptly take up the slack for the aforementioned manchild.

This manchild will often attempt to augment their lack and/or compete with peers with material posessions such as:
- Harley Davidson Softtail with $30 do-rag
- Hummer H2 or similar oversized fossil-fuel guzzling behemoth
- 6 seat felt poker table with matching humidor
- The very latest electronic gadgets (digital camera, GPS handheld, etc.) to impress peers with.

These examples reflect some of the psychological traits mentioned above, and some that aren't:

Ray from "Everybody Loves Raymond"
Doug from "King of Queens"
Dad from "Malcolm in the Middle"
George Costanza from "Seinfeld"
Al from "Married with Children"

by Rex Cavendish May 19, 2005

Manchu

1. The Epic Soldiers stationed at Camp Casey, Korea, with legendary drinking tolerances that teeter in the balance of life and death at the hands of "Soju"

2. War Cry usually shouted just before and during fights on the streets of Dongducheon.

3. A Toast by those who've been Manchu.

Have you heard? Those Manchus are pulling stairwell guard again for that huge fight down in the the Ville.

Tanker: Yeah, well who the fuck you with?
Infantryman: I'm with 2/9, MANCHU!!!!!!!!

Lauer: What are we drinking to?
Strode: The same as always...
Both: MANCHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by TwoNine4Life August 23, 2009

manchester screwdriver

A hammer, when used as an alternative method of inserting screws, often as a last resort. Named after the city of Manchester, UK.

"It's cross-threaded... hand me a Manchester screwdriver, will you?"

by i'mbatman July 14, 2006

Manchkin

A resident of Manchester, New Hampshire.

After the bars close, drunk Manchkins can be found at the Red Arrow.

by Herbert Camacho July 14, 2011

Manchester by the sea

A place where every family buys there child a Jeep as soon as they turn 16.. the moms all go to book club together to drink and to gossip about their children and who’s dating who. If you don’t spin the beach in your free time then you really aren’t from manch. Summers revolve around the singing beach and people spending time on yatchs.

Manchester by the sea is where you should live if being preppy is your thing.

by Manchhhhh1234 March 21, 2019

patchy fu manchu

When a man blows his load on a girls top lip/just under her nose, and the jazz (jizz) pours down either side of her mouth.

Last night I gave Laura a patchy fu Manchu. That cum mustache can't be unseen.

by Mafrackincrackin March 2, 2015

fudgesicle fu manchu

The mess left behind on a kid's face when eating a frozen treat too slowly.

Lil J was having so much fun w/ her fudgesicle she ended up w/ a fudgesicle fu manchu before she finished.

by NCdubmixer August 17, 2009