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La Mancha Screwjob

When you give a Weezer fan a drunken blowjob while listening and crying to Pinkerton, wishing Weezer would return to their old sound
“Man,,, Mary gave me such a wild La Mancha Screwjob last night

“Blue is better than Pinkerton dude”
by cuomonnoli October 27, 2017
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po'mance

A romance between two people on a very tight budget.
Vaughan and Vanessa are in love and on a very tight budget. They are having a po'mance.
by kimmickalnv May 15, 2010
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Mancar

A reference to a run-down or extremely powerful automobile whose driving experience is similar to a camping trip in which manly acts are heavily participatory and encouraged. Participants tout their manliness, and often shout "MANCAR!" at the end of acts that are considered manly. At this point, all other men in the vicinity of the car also shout "MANCAR!" in hearty amicability of the aforementioned remark.

A run-down Mancar necessarily must be lacking common amenities that newer cars may offer. This may include no Air Conditioning, improperly working headlights or tail lights, stereo speakers which do not work, a very low MPG rating, or an incredibly loud engine which is not necessarily powerful.

Participants also must be doing manly things while riding in mancar, such as upper and lower extremities hanging out open windows, passengers consuming alcohol in cleverly disguised containers, or yelling "Spring Break!" at pedestrians while shirtless.

A Mancar must also be full of only men, all of which are encouraged to have a scruff demeanor and/or unkempt facial hair.

The Mancar is the male opposite of a 'Ginecar, which unlike a Mancar is necessarily a newer model car, most likely a hybrid, inhabited by women who are encouraged to have a quiet relaxing ride.
Driver: "Dude, did you just yell ' Spring Break '03 ' at that chick walking down the street? You realize it's 2009. . ."
Passenger: "But ' Spring Break '03 ' sounds better. . . MANCAR!"
Driver and passengers in unison: "MANCAR!"
by JKarp August 24, 2009
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manceive

(v) to perceive a man; to become aware or conscious of the presence of a man; to come to realize or understand the existence of a man.
1. *two lady-friends walking into a restaurant*
A:I'm really glad we have this time to bond, lady-style.
B:BUT WAIT! I've just manceived...12 o'clock!

2. Her mouth fell open in amazement as she manceived the wild majestic beauty in his natural habitat.
by disgruntledmustachio January 10, 2011
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mancestors

ancestors who are male
"I can trace back six generations of aunts, but their husbands, my mancestors are missing...."
by will6691 November 19, 2011
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Mo mance

When two models or a director/organiser and a model from a fashion show, shoot or other, get it together. This is either in public or behind closed doors. The term Originated in Leeds after a University semi professional fashion show, filled with mo mance, spun out of control and made the local papers.
So did you hear about the Leeds R.A.G. fashion show? Mo mance central.

Man, those two models are so Mo mancing at the moment.

I haven't yet had any Mo mance in this show yet.

That director and model are having an inappropriate mo mance.
by Mark L7 March 14, 2011
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manchair

The seat in the clothing shop reserved for the husband/boyfriend while their partner goes through the shop trying stuff on.
ooo theres a manchair, quick, grab it before that other guy gets it!
by jws14 December 9, 2008
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