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Ur Mom Malarchy

Even worse than Ur mom gai, ur dad lesbian, ur sister a mister, and ur granny tranny combined......
Tod: Ur mom gai
Joe: Ur granny tranny
Tod: Ur sister a mister
Joe: Ur mom malarchy
*Tod implodes causing a black hole to encompass the omniverse
by NiggaBeater503 May 13, 2018
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malarchy

Word orgin: prefix "mal" meanining inappropriate or askew as in "malpractice", "archy" meaning "form of rule" or "governing body" as in monarchy.
Definition:1) action resulting from foolish judgement.
2) Foolish statement.
That statement is malarchy.
That malarchy kept me sweeping up shadows all day.
by koafancypants September 19, 2007
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manarchist

A stereotypical white male anarchist, a variation of the brogressive. Thinks the state and capitalism are the world's only problems, as they are the only ones he has ever had to deal with. Hates members of Black Lives Matter who grew up in suburbs but worships a 19th-century white male Russian prince. Portmanteau of "man" and "anarchism."
Oh shit, it's that manarchist again. I hope he's not going to mansplain sexism, racism, and homophobia to us again.
by Queen Buttrix August 27, 2016
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manarchist

An angry young "anarchist" male that has issues relating to women.
So and so is such a fucking manarchist, he doesn't listen to any of the women at our anti-hierarchical group meetings!

Typical Manarchist banter:

"The state facilitates the oppression of men by women! So I know this guy who called the cops because his girlfriend was beating on him, and when they arrived they totally brought the guy to jail instead of the girl that hit him! Yea... And one other thing.. that story was actually about me! Women are like totally part of the system dude."
by Jack R. February 28, 2008
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Manarchist

Any male anarchist who is feared because he doesn't agree with feminism and thus becomes a target for attack by insecure feminists who project their shortcomings on the manarchist. Often, any allusion to state-enforced abuse where a single male may recount an experience of mistreatment at the hands of the state, which is an indicator of a greater problem affecting multiple men, is met with sarcasm, disparaging remarks and trivialisation of the issue, often portraying them in a manner consistent to that of a frat boy. This happens even when such a male has good reason to feel like the abuse is state-enforced as evidenced by the study carried out by Murray A. Straus and Richard J. Gelles showing that when a woman called the police, in 41.4% (threatened with immediate arrest 28%) of the cases the man was ordered out of the house, but when the man called for the police, the woman was ordered out of the house in 0% (threatened with immediate police arrest 0%) of the cases.

Such feelings are met with contempt and disregard. Case in point, Jack R's and Otter Eliconia's definition.
Jack: Look at the Manarchist complaining about domestic abuse. He just ought to check his privilege. Look at him talking with that dude-bro accent, getting drunk, talking about abuse. How dare he have feelings! How dare he complain!
by The Real Humanist May 4, 2015
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Banana monarchy

An example of the Banana Republic" but for a country with a monarch as head of state. Britian is a prime example of this as leave the EU trading bloc and falling standards of living and its failure to protect its population from the covid pandemic while claiming world class action
Oh , England is not part of Europe, they don't want a banana monarchy over there
by Practically perfect January 2, 2021
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Fake Monarchy

Hell on earth...
A place with corrupt leaders who abuse power to please their most primal desires. If you are part of a Fake Monarchy you should probably leave, as it is detrimental to your health. One possible benefit of a fake monarchy is the bonds created with people in equally terrible situations as yourself. They are to be described as "The Real Ones" or "Da Bois", according to modern culture.
Person One: "Holy crap, this place sucks!"
Person Two: "Yeah, if I did not have da bois I don't know how I would handle this."
Person One: "This Place is a real Fake Monarchy."
by KindaWeeb January 13, 2021
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