The greatest musician ever. Guitarist of System Of A Down and Scars On Broadway. Lead vocalist of Scars on Broadway.
"Dude, my face hurts."
"Thats because Daron Malakian is awesome!"
"What's that have to do with my face?"
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"Thats because Daron Malakian is awesome!"
"What's that have to do with my face?"
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by Superman's Crotch January 17, 2010
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2)the worship of Daron and all his wonderful ideas and work.
3)the philosophy that stands for the love of art for art in itself, and the undying passion of music as a whole.
2)the worship of Daron and all his wonderful ideas and work.
3)the philosophy that stands for the love of art for art in itself, and the undying passion of music as a whole.
I think I'm converting to Malakianism.
by lucy123 October 22, 2003
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Molis twra travhxa mia petuxhmenh malakia.
Holly shit, I pulled a malakia and my jism went on my laptop.
Holly shit, I pulled a malakia and my jism went on my laptop.
by Malakas May 20, 2004
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by SugarSpider July 28, 2008
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He can be seen in his hood or yours flaunting a mullet most people can only dream about.
Is 27 district to the death.
He can be seen in his hood or yours flaunting a mullet most people can only dream about.
Is 27 district to the death.
You who's that guy with the juicy Mullet and the fresh tns? ...
That's Manaia bruv don't look at him in the eyes.
That's Manaia bruv don't look at him in the eyes.
by Strikinabo1ner December 28, 2020
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(directed at a group of young males) Throw in some assless chaps and a few double sided dildos, and you've fallen into a frenzied manania.
by EmbarassedIknowthis February 10, 2007
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