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man turtle

90% turtle 10% man.A vere slow unmanly person
by sapireriana May 26, 2009
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Mantarted

Not to be confused with boytarted. Is when a man acts like a fool for no apparent reason. Usually ruining their relationships, or definitely pissing his wife/girlfriend off enough to warrant him sleeping on the couch and or causing the relationship to end.
Why did you beat him up? Jeff is in my college studies class, that's the only way I know him. Don't be mantarted, I wouldn't cheat on you!
by kfly9907 January 4, 2008
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Mudturtle

1.) To mudturtle (or mudturtling) is a sex act in which someone goes down on a woman at the tail end of her period, when it's all brown. Derivation: the reptile, Mud Turtle, which lives alongside swamps and lakes.
2.) It can also refer to the final phase of a woman's period, in which the endometrium is drying up and brown.
1.) Man: Hey baby, mind if I go downtown?
Woman: If you don't mind mudturtling, I'm down.

The act is referenced in the comedy song "Mudturtle" by Purdy Hölsom.

2.) "My period is almost over; I'm mudturtling."
by candyandisaurus April 22, 2014
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Mcturtle

Mcturtle or Mcturdle- Someone that is classified as a turd or a scrub or something along those lines. It can be used to demean someone or can be used as a term of endearment.

So instead of calling your teacher a fuck stick. Just call him a Mcturtle. Its classier. So stay classy San Diego .

Or

Instead of telling your friends that you enjoy their company. Just call them Mcturtles.

Totally depends on the emphasis of the turtle too see if the word is being used maliciously or not.
Paul/Ronald is always acting like a Mcturtle.
by Gee Wells February 4, 2009
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maiturtle

maiturtle is a slang that you can use when you are unsatisfied by someone’s actions that don’t help with the current situation.

It is also not classified as a curse word. So if is safe to use in front of minors.
“Maiturtle don’t do this la, you are wasting our time

“Maiturtle that XXX”
by turtlegia October 16, 2022
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Murturtle

That’s a nice murturtle you got there
by Jaseh is daddy May 23, 2018
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murturtle

A type of turtle that’s part human
That’s a nice murturtle you have there
by Jaseh is daddy May 23, 2018
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