face man

A man who is obsessed with his own appearance.

Jim had a lot of attention from the ladies, but his friends just thought of him as a face man.

by sf_native May 20, 2004

Burnt Face Man

A series of short cartoons by David Firth. Burnt Face Man is supposedly a superhero named Burnt Face Man, but doesn't have many powers. He also has a burnt face. He can however create a SONIC BOOM although it is weak. Burnt Face man is reputed to be gay, and has two main foes, Man Spider and Bastard man. He enjoys playing Mel Gibson's safari 3 and having a piece of cheese. Anger Man gave him a golden shower while listening to cradle of filth.

Burnt Face Man: Take that crime, you shit!

BFM:You there, are you a crime...inal a criminal?

BFM: Well if it isn't my old foes Man Spider and Bastard Man.

BFM: That's it, I'm adding you to my list marked villains
Rockhead Rumple: No, take me off the list, cross it off!
BFM: No Sir!
RR: Dickehad, you're a dickhead!
BFM: Not one!

by grubbly plank September 27, 2007

burnt face man

A hilarious flash animation about a superhero with a burnt face!"

SCENARIO 1:

BFM"I can't see a fire...or smoke"

MAN"Well there is a fire...i'm not lying! And and if you save her...i'll give you this sega game gear!"

BFM"Keep hold of your....high tech gaming system! I laugh at danger!"

SCENARIO 2

BFM"ARRGH! AND I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKING ANKLES OFF!"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

burnt face man

a big gay man with a burnt face. superhero in the same league as salad fingers

"i bet your gay"
"i'm not gay, i have a calender with naked ladies on......at home"

by chemical_milo June 05, 2005

Man Neck Boy Face

A hobbit emo fuck who takes it in the ass while being donkey punched.

Obviously not a golfer!!

I was tapping my man neck boy face's ass when he asked me to shit on his stomach. That was very undude.

by Nothing82 May 10, 2008

man ontop woman facing away

the woman lies down, face up, with her legs lifted and spread apart. The man lowers himself between her legs, face down, with his head facing the same way as her feet. He enters her in reverse.

EVERYBODY: lets do man ontop woman facing away!!!

by titsop June 03, 2011

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