churning the man butter

when one drives that shaft until creamy man butter comes out as fast as the amish make barns.

"hey little tommy, go into your room and start churning the man butter to give your mother and I some alone time"

by j.h.520 June 24, 2008

churning the man butter

In the gay male subculture, this refers to anal intercourse where there has been a deposit of semen into the rectum of the partner(s) and the depositor continues to thrust in-and-out of said rectums. Copulatory movements like the primal reflex of pelvic thrusting is the prime action causing the situation. After ejaculation in to whatever receptacle, the male of most vertebrate species stops penetrative motions (if the species needs it) and returns to nominal. However, when semen is deposited into an environment not intended to receive and chemically balance it (like a rectum), the result of this prolonged thrusting is an aeration of the proteinaceous materials abundant in human semen, the majority of it volume being water and it's pH being comparatively basic, this leads to easy spoilage. Thus the resulting product is does not remain the opalescent milky water mixture, but rather is changed into a frothy, opaquely white material. This is where the terminology originated when used in the aforementioned context: gay males often prolong their gyrations to assist their partner in achieving climax whilst together.

For that matter, it can of course happen in male-on-female intercourse with the female's rectum being the receptacle, but the association is not widely maintained.

"Mark didn't come as easily when he was with Rick last night. So, RIck wound up churning the man butter."

by Common_Sociologist February 6, 2017

Man Butter

excretion from a reproductive unit

I covered your mom's face with man butter :)

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

Man Butter

Smooth butter from the bucket with a cock on it...that rooster has got a huge pecker ^_^

No little Jimmy, only your Mom can have my Man Butter.

by Cyruz August 2, 2004

Man butter

a man who is so sleazy and slippery, that when he fucks chicks he skips the fore play, and sticks his buttered up cock striaght into the depth of the victoms pussy, no friction, she doesnt even have to be in the mood

man butter never waits!

girl "nah i'm not really feeling in the mood tonight"
man butter "ahhhhhhhh ahah you dont need to be i am man butter let me slip my potient slippery cock in you NOW!
girl "fuck"

by Ligtenberg December 15, 2008

man butter

dad's salt

Hey Ryan! You want some man butter on that toast? Comin' right up!

by John D. April 29, 2004

Man Butterfly

When an awkward gangly guy with a pretty face blossoms into a filled out man model

polly: ugh gross he's all bones, gangles mcjangles etc

ash: just you wait he will one day blossom into a man butterfly

--a few years later--

polly: MAN BUTTERFLY! HAVE ME NOW!!!!

by billybobert December 7, 2009