A person incapable of achieving or sustaining a sexually viable erection without using a elastic or other impromptu tourniquet employed as a means erectile enhancement.
If susan is able to hide all of the elastics and hair clips in the house by dinner , she will be spared the unpleasantness of sex with her "rubber band man of a husband" husband who cound'nt do more than chump up without a small constrictive ban squeezing the base of his cock.
by fishpaw February 19, 2009
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by Blagiechanga December 7, 2009
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Hey! lets start a band man! Do you like tha bangles? They are my davourite band! Do you like this video?
by DWS197812 July 7, 2018
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by Zonal K September 25, 2019
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by Realmack August 1, 2018
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by MokawkGirl September 2, 2019
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by KyrstinAnnette November 19, 2006
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