backdoor man

Fucking a married woman.

Shake for me girl, i wanna be your backdoor man.

by |Zoso| September 2, 2005

backdoor man

The naked man that is running out your back door when your walking in from a hard days work to support your unfaithful wife.

who the **** was that guy that just ran out you slut!

for a price, i'll be your backdoor man - ac/dc

by theelcaminodude December 27, 2010

Backwards Man Syndrome

The name given to a mental condition effecting young adults who feel the inclination to put on clothes back to front (not inside out) and walk around backwards. They may also repeat verbal expressions such as “I’m the backwards man” and “can you walk back as fast as I can” during this behaviour.

The condition is concerning and may result in personal injury if it remains untreated.

The individual should be kept away from mirrors.

The condition is believed to be caused by extreme periods of idleness or boredom.

After two years of living as a hermit Terry was spotted shopping in ASDA with his Police uniform on back to front. He wasn’t aware at this stage that he was demonstrating key symptoms of the Backwards Man Syndrome.

by Vindows Wertex October 5, 2006

Slammin' Sam The Backdoor Man

The ultimate anal pounder. Known to be relentless.

Dan: Did you hear about what Slammin' Sam The Backdoor Man did to Alexis last night?
Me: No?
Dan: He tore her up. I hear she's bleeding today.

by lucyslking April 4, 2010

background man

a strange man found in porn who walks around tossing cos he cant get any action

did you see that background man he had a chode

by gary pierotti March 17, 2005

Backer Man

A guy you bring along to a fight to back you up, just in case things go south.

The Sandman is mouthing off again, and we might throw down. You got my back?
Yea, I'm your backer man.

by idyt January 20, 2017

I want to be your backdoor man

The endeavor of sodomizing an active partner or a person to whom which you're affiliated with in a sexual bond. A pre-eminent phrase originally used by Led Zeppelin's Front-man - Robert Plant - in their track "Whole Lotta Love".

girl: "I really like you, but is there anything you would like to share with me before we do it...?"

guy: " I want to be your backdoor man..."

girl: "...."

by Justcallmetiony May 31, 2018