woolly man meat

A larger cousin of the pube steak.

If you go commando, you're likely to catch your woolly man meat in your zipper.

by sphincterella June 28, 2010

Tough Man Meat

A male that can take on anything. He is strong, buff, and handsome. You don't want to mess with this guy.

Erin: Brian is so hot right now.
Jill: Of course..That's because he is Tough Man Meat...

by Jillywilly May 8, 2007

Massachusetts Man Meat

A 16 inch throbbing hammer in a Bostonians pants

Look at that Massachusetts Man Meat

by meatmuncher12 September 3, 2019

Meat man

Dean Winchester

Sam: that’s real bacon
Dean: you bet it is (points to himself) meat man

by MishamigoRS November 9, 2019

Meat Man

A Man With A Big Ass Dick

Or

A Man Made Of Meat such as pork, or steak

What A Meat Man, He's Pork and Dick!

by Mr. MooMar July 12, 2010

Man-Made Meat Missile

A super strong male erection of the penis averaging between 8 to 12 inches in length, designed to deeply explore the extreme depths of the female vaginal cavity and leave her mumbling the letter M in the process of the exploration.

Time to give her the Man-made Meat Missile.
The Man-made will leave her MMMMMMMMMM.
Attack of the Man-made Meat Missiles.

by ManMadeMeat May 2, 2018

Meat Man

The epitome of a sales person. These people are very knowledgeable and generally have anywhere from mediocre to prime cuts. A Meat Man could talk his way into or out of just about anything he chooses to. 8 out of ten are drug addicts thieves and losers to the core but occasionally there is a Meat Man who is consummate and worthy of reverence. The food is not the cheapest or the best you have had by any means! But, it is certainly the best you have ever had that cheap! At least these guys aren't selling drugs on playgrounds and doing home invasions. Buy something and say a prayer for them.

The meat man came by and I bought more than the neighbor did just to piss them off

by Bob Whyte September 17, 2016