you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

Some one who's storys are either blatantly full of shit or very flimsy at best.
Mark Whalberg bragging about taking down hi jackers

I would have taken those terrorists out
Mark, you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

by The real Rupert Pupkin January 19, 2017

Talks like a man with a paper ass

Also, talk like a man with a paper ass. Refers to an individual that lacks substance. Can't back up his big talk, bragging.

See that big mouth over there? He talks like a man with a paper ass.

by fonspa November 1, 2010

live like a man

Living like a man is doing what you want, when you want, because you want to. One who lives like a man is free of limitations. No person can deter one from living like a man if the individual is, in fact, living like a man. Living like a man often involves eating large quantities of any kind of food which is desired at that specific time. Another common trait of one who lives like a man is a person who wants something and buys it. The mere desire to own something, however slight, is justification enough to purchase the item for someone who lives like a man.

Pussy; "You can't eat that whole bannana cream pie!"

Person who lives like a man; "Fuck off! I live like a man!"

by mike mc lovin March 19, 2008

Hung like a Man

A common insult among horses to signify that one horse has a smaller than average dick.

*Neigh!* Translation: Dude, you're totally hung like a man! Haha!

by awesomejock August 6, 2008

take it like a man

To not respond to physical emotional pain in an emotional way. To keep emotions and actions under control.

To be macho, and not show that you are in any physical way or manner and never talking about your feelings.

Usually an expression used to say to a man or young man, or train young boys how to be a man in society. (It is not very frequently said to women, unless in a joking or occasionally mocking manner)

Scenario 1: Boy gets hit with a baseball during a game.
Coach: Joey, just shake it off. Take it like a man.

Senario 2: Dad tells his son: Son, if a girl ever hits you, you can never hit her back. You're just gonna have to take it like a man.

by Berkberk May 20, 2016

talk like a man with a paper asshole

to reply to a query in a foolish or stupid manner

when i asked him, he started to talk like a man with a paper asshole.

by bob magrann June 26, 2007

Hung like a man

To have an average sized penis. from 5-9 inches, followed by hung like a horse, preceded by insults

"I thought he'd be tiny, but he was hung like a man!; Its nothing special, but its more fun than before"

by Ben W. who is hung like a man February 2, 2008