malker

a person who talkes in movies

i went to the movies yesterday and there was this malker so i bashed him

by goobeejoo November 25, 2007

malker

One prone to stalking in malls. Usually hey stay a store behind their victim to avoid seeming too obviously enthralled.

Jane: OMG, who is that guy following us?

Jill: Who, that guy in Abercrombie and Fitch?

Jane: Yeah! He has been a store behind us for the past three hours!

Jill: O wow. What a total effing malker!! Let's junk-punch him.

by ha_thats_cool April 4, 2011

malkied

To get absolutely away with it, beyond just drunk, on the floor unconscious or with your head down the toilet spewing out your insides.

"What are you up to tonight Sen?"
"Getting absolutely malkied as usual mate"

by Louthehorse:)) July 26, 2016

makierra

one of the realist mf you'll ever meet. only one has the name so far.

how you do it like that, Makierra?

by ese sav November 24, 2016

Malkie liss

Sexy mommy hot ass mofo

A malkie liss here

by Bububab October 10, 2022

Malkiel

Malkiel is a person who has a gay personality, smexy, and one of a kind.

"You're such a malkiel bro."
Ang malkiel mo d'yan

by MKiel April 16, 2023

The Four-Man Malkie

A move in which four men simultaneously penetrate a single males anus. These services are usually found on various toilet stalls in Nuneaton.

Are you going to the Four-Man Malkie tonight? I found out about it on a toilet stall at the bowling alley last Friday.

Omg have you heard about Liam? He's going to attempt a the Twelve-Man Malkie on the Guiness Book of World Records! This will likely be life changing !

by Smithington1957 June 4, 2022