business magnet

Elon Musk.

"I'm a business magnet." -Elon Musk on the Joe Rogan Experience

by CodyTheG September 18, 2018

ive come to make an announcement

; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

Person one:Ive Come to make an announcement ;

Person two:oh god not again

by Celestia_bunni December 9, 2021

Fridge Magnet Name

A term used to describe a person whose name resembles that of randomly jumbled fridge magnets. (Includes misspellings of common names)

Regularly named person 1: "Dude, have you met my friend *insert fridge magnet name*?"
Regularly named person 2: "Naa man, but that is a real fridge magnet name"

*Some example names would include: Jennavecia, Joshalyn, Rien, Journey, Adiana, Isabel, Lianna, Ayden, Zyler, Taj*

by harold_holt August 30, 2014

Make strange

To do something odd, peculiar or creepy . Can occur in front of people or near them.

By the looks of it Paul is going to make strange with that rubber glove. We should probably go now.

by Battyguy June 20, 2015

make a mountain out of a molehill

To exaggerate, to interpret a specific situation as being worse than it really is.

You don't have to be that worried about this simple situation, don't make a mountain out of a molehill.

by Nicolas Carmi June 4, 2013

make-out bra

A make-out bra is what you wear when you anticipate that you will permit your guy to go to second base.

Heather decided to wear her red make-out bra in anticipation of tonight's romancing.

by Cranberry Bob April 8, 2020

Ditch the Witch and make the Switch

Advice given to Swedish men who are unsure about their homosexuality by a much wiser leather man.

"Is that your girl, the one who burps all the time? Honestly, you should Ditch the Witch and make the Switch"

by tuck_frump February 22, 2020