Main Squeeze

A woman whose tits you sometime squeeze.

Charlene's got some saggy tits, but she'll always been my main squeeze!

by MAIN SQUEEZE TITS! April 8, 2009

Main squeeze

Not your boy/girlfriend but they come before everyone else. You both have feelings for each other but your not dating. You still look at other people but there just your number one friend

Tom: who’s that girl your always around
Jay:oh that’s just my main squeeze

by Nyccc38 January 20, 2020

Main Squeeze

For men, their own pebis.
For women, their favorite plastic toy.

Try to keep in mind this phrase means your MAIN squeeze, NOT the boyfriend/girlfriend you squeeze every once in a while!!

by stimpy October 16, 2003

Main Squeeze

Referring to the main woman that gets you to ejaculate so strongly that your engulfed prostate promotes an involuntary spasm of your gluteus maximus.

Having sex with my hoe is cool but it's nothing compared to sex with my main squeeze. For example, when you're hungry, you get that fast food and it does the job but it's nothing compared to that restaurant-style filet mignon.

by Wor Izzo November 22, 2020

main squeeze

something that is the definition of FIRE

“yo peter is my main squeeze”

“that wasn’t very main squeeze of you”

“crank that by soulja boy is main squeeze”

“stephanie and stefanie are main squeeze”

by heffanator420 July 1, 2021

jack my main squeeze

jackson is a cool kid and he likes to send memes especially about the holocaust he is a terrorist and is apart of the mafia and likes to rape young children.

hey look it's jack my main squeeze the terrorist

by jsbshhahaha bahah June 28, 2019

mainsqueeze

Like a boyfriend.
Or used also as a term for friends.

"Aye though do you got a mainsqueeze?"
"I'ma kick it with my mainsqueezes later."

by ohwowsapalooza April 28, 2007